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Cristina

Literally the BEST person you could ever meet, could be strict and has sharp tongue most of the time but this is their way of showing their love and care for you, they're some kind of typical INTJ types, they'll always be there ready to fight and go to adventure with you! Elegant is literally them and they like to get things done, they hate future conflicts and always eager to get successful in life!
Person 1:how come she looks so elegant
Person 2: she's a Cristina of course!
by yourosananajimi May 14, 2022
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Cristiano Columbus

A Portuguese footballer and penalty merchant who is the descendant of the famous Italian explorer Christopher Columbus.

Cristiano Columbus is known for discovering numerous countries on international breaks together with his assistant Bruno Penandes.

He would normaly travel millions of miles, experiencing severe goal droughts, before arriving at a previously undiscovered location and planting his flag while shouting SIUUUUUU! Like a total bellend. Absolute fraud.
"Do you know about the countries Lithuania and Faroe Islands?"

'No, when were they discovered?'

"Last week by the explorer Cristiano Columbus."

'Oh right, no wonder I never heard about those places before.'

"Neither did I"
by Sir Goat May 30, 2022
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Mannaggia Cristo

It's an italian exclamation used when people are angry, scaried and similar . It is a General insult to Christ, and it's similar to porco dio, mannaggia la madonna, dio cane.
examples :
-"Mannaggia Cristo è finita la benzina della macchina!" ("Mannaggia Cristo the car's gasoline is over!")
-quando torni a casa da lavoro ed è in ifamme: "Mannaggia Cristo !"(when you come back from office to home and your house is in flame:"Mannaggia Cristo !")
by Jesusthetic May 23, 2019
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cristiano ronaldo

the G.O.A.T of football (and for you idiotic americans sOCceR
Cristiano ronaldo is the G.O.A.T of football
by siuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu November 1, 2021
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Dirty cristian

When someone is having sex in a church or cemetery with a dead body
You are being sentenced to death row for pulling a dirty Cristian
by Zek April 17, 2020
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Cristina

is a super g
cristina is so amazing!!!
by That Houston guy November 23, 2010
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Cristian

A straight up pimp who don't love them hoes a rich succesful multi-milllionaire who gets all the girl as soon as he steps in the room can be very charming and has a million dollar smile and has the strongest weed/wax in the united states
Did you see his stack on money?
I wish I can smoke like him
Dayum bro he took yo girl
I wish cristian was my pimp so I can make money like him
by 420dailydabber November 14, 2013
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