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Croissant

The true presentation of the French boulangerie pâtisseries, showing a masterpiece of flour, butter, eggs, sugar, and an M45 nuclear missile.
"hon hon hon, I eat the baguette and the croissant, hon hon hon ! Jacques hammer !"
by Charleuhhhhhh December 24, 2023
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Croissant

Croissants are evil, if you eat a croissant you are an evil person.
Oh no its the Croissant tribe!
by Baguette4lyfe August 10, 2019
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Croissant

It means queer, because I misspelled croissant as queer once. So it means queer now.
'yo are u a croissant?'
'HELL YEAH im a croissant!'
by babykittens October 1, 2022
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Croissant Fever

When your homeboy will settle at nothing until he gets a croissant.
Jack: “Yo Steve, wanna go to the park?”
Gary: “Sorry Jack, but Steve has croissant fever. He’s not going anywhere until he gets a croissant
by SchemeCap January 10, 2018
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