post-coital panty raid

A term used to describe the act of a female, immediately after sex going through her partners; drawers, laundry baskets, closets and other areas (such as under the bed) in search of traces of evidence of the recent presence of another female.

As some girls and women feel guilty or insecure directly following sex, they go in search of evidence of infidelity. This is done to ease their discomfort by either confirming their suspicions and thus validate their insecurity, or disproving these suspicions which in turn eases their temporary depressions.

Jill: I puked after Brad crawled off of me...it just didn't seem right.

Jane: What Happened?

Jill: I did a post-coital panty raid...found two thongs that weren't mine...that bastard.

by urbanr0cker May 13, 2008

Pre Coital Nonsense

Words used to try and get your lady in the mood, however she reads your mind and tells you so.

Man: "Your re looking really good tonight"
Woman: " Enough of that pre coital nonsense, I'm going to sleep."

by elPone February 20, 2011

The Citadel

The Famous South Carolina Corps of Cadets.We know of no other institution in any other state in which produces the whole man. Our exclusive process of a four class system, rigorous hazing, and bands of gold created by blood sweat and tears produces a man you will find in no other school in no other state.

Sweat parties, hanging form forth and the brace machine.

by airborne May 14, 2005

cretaceous

that which is utterly ridiculous, exaggerated, or nonsensical.

"Maaan that shiiit was cretaceous!"
"yo hubert, that's totally cretaceous!!

by Feke September 15, 2007

clitass

Hate term. A substitute for "asshole", "dickass", "jerk", "clitball", "douchebag", "idiot", etc.

"What a bitch. That girl is such a clitass."

by gclpsptaproot December 13, 2009

clitar hero

When a girl rubs her clit so fast she looks like she's playing guitar hero

Sally played clitar hero all night last night, her wrist must be sore.

by O.D.B.O.D'd December 22, 2016

CliTaurus

1. Noun. A creative distortion of the Astrological Sign, Taurus, describing someone who is typically of the fe'male persuation (though, can be a male exhibiting similar expressions), that can be rough around the edges and somewhat brutally forward in interactions.
1a. One who is typically associated with hailing from the planet Vulva, found within the constellations of Labia Majora and Labia Minora.

A: "OH MAN! Sorry to hear that. Was it her time of the month?" B: "No. She's a CliTaurus. A: "OH! I see. I totally understand."

by RGF_109 February 17, 2019