Crisis Overkill

Becoming insensitive to the gravity of a crisis, because there are just too many of them.

Person A: "We are in the middle of an economic crisis, and now Wikileaks made me realise we're also in a freedom of information crisis!"
Person B: "I can't really bother, I'm suffering from Crisis Overkill"

by coonecone January 18, 2011

Edgystential crisis

When you are between 14-19 and you learn that you cant trashtalk people online your whole life and being emo is just a phase

I feel like Anton isnt as toxic anymore, i guess he had an edgystential crisis

by OGBoy March 05, 2018

Horny crisis

When all of a sudden you get horny in an area where you cannot satisfy yourself so you get very self conscious or frustrated.

Ron: I had a horny crisis the other day at the mall.
Rick: Ah man that sucks!
Ron: Yeah, good thing I was close to leaving.

by Boipoi September 22, 2020

smooth crisis

A situation in which a population is severely lacking in smooths, or cigarettes, that generally causes widespread panic and emotional discourse.

example 1

person 1- "Bro, I need a smooth man, help me out jew"
person 2- "I don't have any, it's a smooth crisis."
person 1- "You've gotta be kidding me..."

example 2

person 1- "I...need...smooth..."
person 2- "shutup man you know it's a smooth crisis"
person 1- "FML"

by slipthrucracks February 19, 2010

Crisis Fuzz

The sudden onslaught of facial hair growth brought upon by a coupling of stress and man's failure to groom himself adequately

"I reckon Jenna's made Dave sleep on the couch again. Look at the Crisis Fuzz he's got going on!"

by RMF15 May 29, 2015

The Crisis of the 2010s

A decade where it seemed everyone’s favorite artists, actors, and influencers, either screwed everything up or died.
Examples include Juice WRLD, XXXTENTACION, and Cameron Boyce

*conversation in the 2020s*
Remember the crisis of the 2010s, I still miss those guys.

by Great Beast December 08, 2019

crisis christian

A follower of the Christian Faith or a Christian-related faith who only attends church in a time of crisis. This is moderately similar to a Holiday Christian though the attendance of a Holiday Christian is more predictable. Crisis Christians may attend church for consecutive weeks (or even days) in their time of need and not give it a second thought once their prayers have been answered.

Person 1: "My husband lost is job. We went to church every week and prayed for a miracle. Now he has a fantastic job and we don't need to go to church anymore!"
Person 2: Well you're quite the Crisis Christian, aren't you?

by ValleyBreezer January 31, 2017