Crisis Overkill

Becoming insensitive to the gravity of a crisis, because there are just too many of them.

Person A: "We are in the middle of an economic crisis, and now Wikileaks made me realise we're also in a freedom of information crisis!"
Person B: "I can't really bother, I'm suffering from Crisis Overkill"

by coonecone January 18, 2011

Crisis Fuzz

The sudden onslaught of facial hair growth brought upon by a coupling of stress and man's failure to groom himself adequately

"I reckon Jenna's made Dave sleep on the couch again. Look at the Crisis Fuzz he's got going on!"

by RMF15 June 1, 2015

Liquidity Crisis

When you are broke, and have no money until next pay but don't want to say you are broke. Especially useful if you still have assets with some monetary value, but very much don't want to sell them.

Sorry dudes, can't go to Montreal this weekend, I am having a short-term liquidity crisis, and I've only got $1.17 left in my chequing account.

by Murica Michelle November 7, 2015

The Crisis of the 2010s

A decade where it seemed everyone’s favorite artists, actors, and influencers, either screwed everything up or died.
Examples include Juice WRLD, XXXTENTACION, and Cameron Boyce

*conversation in the 2020s*
Remember the crisis of the 2010s, I still miss those guys.

by Great Beast December 8, 2019

Horny crisis

When all of a sudden you get horny in an area where you cannot satisfy yourself so you get very self conscious or frustrated.

Ron: I had a horny crisis the other day at the mall.
Rick: Ah man that sucks!
Ron: Yeah, good thing I was close to leaving.

by Boipoi September 22, 2020

limbotic-crisis

When a decision that has 2 or more outcomes that are both possibly disastrous and is hard to decide.

The government is in a state of limbotic-crisis on whether to put the country into full lockdown or to allow people to go out, causing the virus to spread.

by devil wolf983 October 13, 2020

exidermal crisis

A problem that is solved easily

This is an exidermal crisis

by Semen man November 27, 2017