Cripple Slap

Tis a verb in which happens when someone or something crippled, gives you a nice solid slap in the face, arm, leg, etc.

The little girl cripple slapped her best friend. "Oh dude. You just got cripple slapped by that girl with the broken back using a walker. You idiot"

by Ziggy Steamboat April 10, 2010

ear cripple

pseudo derogatory term describing a person with hearing aids.

ear cripple: i don't like you

bystander: i don't wanna hear it ear cripple

by JlcRepReSent March 18, 2008

crippling depresion

some viral YouTube saying of depresion

I have crippling depresion

by NoPoNoPoTrexGuy2 March 1, 2017

crippled soul

When ones inner self or individual identity is in danger of becoming extinct. Someones inner self or self concise is dying and everyone can see and feel it.Basically to have ones spirit abandon or leave them due to harm or terrible acts ( doing fat chicks).

Man I use to help old ladies cross the street, now I charge them $1 for my service, I have a fucking crippled soul. Save me baby Jesus.

by The show a.k.a Gio March 4, 2008

Cripple dick

When you smash a virgin so hard, the tightness of her vagina crushes your dick and instantly kills your boner.

Steven: Yo, I got cripple dick from smashing Makyala yesterday.

Matt: Damn bruh, now we can be cripple dick buddies!

by Joshi Boogychang March 14, 2015

Shit-Crippled

The inability to take a poop due to one's current circumstances.

"I go to take a poop and after sitting in the stall I hear a little kid talking to his mom. I was completely shit-crippled for like 10 minutes untill they left.

by Thunderbeard June 1, 2013

cripple crapple

A ccrap in disabled people toilets

When nobody is the bathroom, I like to use the disabled people toilet to drop a cripple crapple.

by maschinetheist January 12, 2012