one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

by Meep beep June 12, 2021

Cris

Cris is a kid that will always cheer you up when your sand and always make you smile and laugh one of the best friends that you could ever have. If he does fall in love with a girl his girls name would go well with Angelina or Jessica.

“Who’s your best friend?” “Cris” He’s really funny”

by Imdannyourman October 29, 2018

cri de coeur

a passionate appeal, complaint, or protest.

The prisoner’s cri de Coeur was felt by people all around the world

by Kyuani November 21, 2020

Cris

Slang for a packet of crisps in the Yorkshire area

"Oh can you pass me a packet of cris man"

by Tom_Tom_Chris February 2, 2022

cri

Alternative word for cry. This is mostly used in shitty memes etc.

Scumbag 12 year old: you suck
Noob 11 year old: i cri evritiem

by scummyfuck August 13, 2017

cri

A word used when your boo doesn’t get something she wants.

(over text)
Person 1: I’m going to go now.
Boo: Please stay! I want to cuddle with you and watch MOVIES!
Person 1: I’m sorry, this is very important. When I get back, ok?
Boo: cri

by happiness is key December 20, 2019

Cri

Much like crying but more manly. Cri, or “Cri-ing” usually only occurs at the end of sad movies such and The Mist.

“Hey man did you see that Netflix is fixing to get The Mist?”
-“I cri evrytim…”

by Frontiermedic248 June 16, 2022