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nut cred

1. Saving up or postponing nutting for later on for several reasons such as avoiding post nut clarity and completing a 2 week challenge. It also improves spank bank.

2. Applies solely to males on the size of testicles determining the quantity and character of semen output. Participants of the 2 week challenge obtain a legendary output of semen of 11 ml or 0.011 L.
1. Alex decided to Nut cred by participating in a 2 week challenge which he could brag about to his friends. He believes in semen retention and strongly encourages it. According to Alex, “Nut Cred prevents post nut clarity. I feel amazing.”

2. “ My huge nuts enable me to have a gigantic output of semen”- Alex
“Are you referring to Nut Cred?” - Gina
“Ofc. But my vivid imagination and 2 week challenge also helped in increasing the output volume” - Alex
by artisplay September 16, 2023
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gimp cred

Showing proof disability like getting a handicapped placard.
I had to get my handicapped placard today at the DMV. I officially have my gimp cred.
by Em-gee777 December 27, 2024
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off cred

When someone is acting completely out of pocket, wildin out, and overestimating the social credit they carry in a group of friends.
Chill Young A, you’re off cred”
by LeaderZach January 30, 2025
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cell cred

Experiencing credibility by placing a badge or decal, such as a press pass, on the back of one’s cell phone.
You’re a Gen Z journalist, bro—rock that cell cred!
by TR Arterburn February 4, 2026
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Zero-cred celeb

Zero-cred celeb: A person who has achieved fame without any discernible talent, charm, or credibility. Often known for being famous for no clear reason, they might be annoying, unattractive, and devoid of any real skills. Despite this, they remain in the spotlight, often baffling audiences. This term is a humorous nod to the irony of modern celebrity culture, where some individuals gain fame without any genuine talent—in other words, famous for being famous, which makes no sense at all.
Lee: Frank I want to be one of them YouTubers social media celebrities.

Frank: How Lee, you have zero talent whatsoever, Bruv?

Lee: Exactly bruv LOL.
Frank: if you turn into one of them annoying

Zero-cred celeb bruv we are done bruv.

Lee: LOL.
by Jamie Cheese November 27, 2025
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Burger King cred

(Similar to street cred in an underworld criminal organization) but your reputation is based on the fact that you know where to get the best fast food in town
If you know where to get the best burgers, chicken wings, fries, pizza etc in town...I'm all in...you have Burger King cred in my book.
by Sexydimma December 12, 2024
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credit default swap

(FINANCE) financial instrument in which buyer is someone who needs insurance against the possibility that a borrower will default on a loan. In that case, the counterparty is whoever receives the CDS premiums, and pays out in the event of default.

WHY IT'S BAD
Loans are usually made by either commercial banks (in which a loan officer is supposed to make a professional assessment of risk of default before handing over the money), or by investment banks (which underwrite securities like bonds). If the borrower has a high risk of default, then the loan should not be made--period.

Credit default swaps were a stupid method of supposedly turning a bad loan into a "risky" (and potentially high-yield) "investment"; they were in reality a strategy for fraud. Since portfolio managers knew they were bundling securitized loans that contained mostly crap, they would arrange credit default swaps and cash in when the borrowers defaulted.
What the bankers hit on was a sort of insurance policy: a third party would assume the risk of the debt going sour, and in exchange would receive regular payments from the bank, similar to insurance premiums. JPMorgan would then get to remove the risk from its books and free up the reserves. The scheme was called a "credit default swap," and it was a twist on something bankers had been doing for a while to hedge against fluctuations in interest rates and commodity prices.

{Newsweek, "The Monster That Ate Wall Street," 27 Sep 2008}
by Abu Yahya July 17, 2010
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