creamer

The title given to a man when he prematurely ejaculates.

Arnold is a creamer.

by Jenn-ah August 4, 2006

The Craker Barrell

When you crap in a barrell full of naked midgets

yo dude i was at this bar last week and there was some girls eatin out the craker barrell !

by dick custard November 11, 2009

Creamer

A guy who creams on his car. Said "creamer" usually lives in his parents' basement and thinks his overcompensating car will make up for his lack of genitals.

"John is a total creamer. If it weren't for the tailpipe on his car....He'ld never get laid!"

by Collin Sick March 14, 2008

Crewkerne

Also known as Crew by those who 'DO NOT' live there. Crewkerne is a small town, mainly filled with, phaedophiles, chavers and transfetstites (along with the town pikies). For those who live there it's a small but pleasant town filled with joyfull country lady stores. For those who don't they will say a different opinion for they will have possibly only seen the chavers walking around in londsdale trackies shouting. "INIT, mate. yeah crewkerne's fukcing mint!".. But to be honest with you, crewkerne's just like any other town around the world however you don't see that untill you see those you make it. :)

CREWKERNE:
Another word for a sex move.

a) "Give me some crewkerne baby!"
or
b) "Hey, I live in Crewkenre, and you?"

by sad crewkerne child January 2, 2008

creamer

In Spanglish Border Culture a CREAMER is a person that is a Mexican National going to High School on the American side of the border to learn or perfect their English. These students generally are the children of the governor or cousin of a major head of a corporation in Mexico and they want the best education for their kids.

They are called creamers because of the excessive lotion that supposedly they use on their face. Creamers have a clean aspect to them, and are clean cut Mexicans who are wealthy enough to have their mom's drive them across the border every day to attend school in either San Diego or Calexico (basically the US.) Chicanos born and raised on the American side tend to be jealous of Creamers because they often are the rich elite and wealthy kids of Mexico that are better educated and speak better spanish than Spanglish speaking Mexican Americans native to the US.
The word creamer implies wealth privilege and that they are the cream of the Mexican crop so to speak. In spanish the word Cremita indicates these same people but when these kids cross the border Chicanos call them creamers while they're in the US.

Man, look at the car that Dulce Maria's mom is driving, they are such creamers from Mexicali.

ex. 2

After 9-11 the border wait became long, some of the students were said to have been flown over the border to avoid the long lines by private jets just to make it to school on time. Therefore,
man creamers are Lucky they get flown over the border in the daddy's cesnas usually with marijuana cargos.

by Chicana Feliz July 19, 2007

creeker

generally refers to someone of appalachian descent who lives below the poverty line alongside a stream or creek in rural west virginia

Hey Shane, you wanna hang out with Joe-Bob?

Naw, he's a creeker mooch.

by Zeeee August 17, 2006

pope creamer

Slang term the alter boy closest to the Pope.

You will piss off mary ann if you refer to her uncle as pope creamer.

by Reggie Hammer June 22, 2005