crap

1. crap offensive (1): something worthless.

2. crap offensive (2): excrement.

3. crap offensive (3): falsehoods and lies.

1. "My furniture is a bunch of cheap crap."

2. "Yuck! I stepped on dog crap!"

3. "I've had enough of your crap."

by Iyad Mahdood January 26, 2013

crap

refutable information, does not apply

The information found in studies about what men are attracted to is crap

by smart rear November 16, 2005

crap

its poop, but most ppl use it to replace "shoot" or "darn" u normally would say it wen sumthing bad or annoying happens.

"crap, i forget to study for the test!"

by yoguyz May 18, 2009

craps

to have the runs or to drop little turdlets 1 at a time like pebbles into the bowl from your ass(also include droping dust from the shit choute

omg i felt like i had shit cancer cause my ass was releasing craps.

i hav the craps open your pussy!

by I es god n00bs February 09, 2008

crap

(1) poop
(2) stuff

(1) im gonna go crap in the toilet.
(2) im gonna look at your crap in your box of crap.

by u2dvdbono September 10, 2010

crap

A term most recently derived from the last name of a man who had much to do with the popularity of the toilet His name was Thomas "Crapper" and American GI's during WW1 stationed in England would use these toilets with Crapper's name engraved upon them. Eventually, they coined the term "crapper" and "crap".

Sir, may I be excused from the war periodically while I go use the "Crapper"?

This trench warfare bullshit is scaring the "crap" outta me!

by Pelgy May 23, 2010

what the crap?

a substitute for "what the hell?" or "what the fuck?"

*Nicole throws a soda can at the back of Mary's head*

Nicole: hahahahaha!
Mary: What the crap?!

by marrrrrry May 04, 2005