burping the chair

When a person farts into a particularly soft chair, and the repeat process of getting up and sitting down produces a recreation of the original fart.

The smell of stagnant turds made me realize I was just burping the chair.

by CJStrizzle October 22, 2006

view from the burger chair

when one person's perspective of a situation is different to those who were involved in the situation. Usually when the person who was not involved finds said situation funny, even though it was not funny for those involved.

one person had a very drunk evening out where they picked arguments, were sick, had relations with people they wouldn't have usually and caused much drama and upset amoung the social group. To another friend who was not present, this all sounds rather entertaining. This person is looking at the situation with a 'view from the burger chair'.

by lastyearsnewyear December 26, 2009

blame it on the chair

when somebody farts, usually in school, and to avoid embarrassment, blames their chair for being 'squeaky'

*silence*
*child farts*
*everyone looks round*
*thinks to self...blame it on the chair!*
uhhh...it wasn't me...i think my chair is a bit squeaky...

by HaveTheWaffle (>")> # July 27, 2010

FCS (Falling Chair Syndrome)

The term used to describe the condition, whereby one experiences the sensation of falling suddenly, akin to falling back on a chair, as a result of nearly drifting off to sleep but waking abruptly.

FCS (Falling Chair Syndrome) You know what I'm talking about.

by Gung Ho! September 2, 2010

mein kampfy chair

Adolf Hitler's Kampfy chair - A book by Adolf Hitler

Hitler: This ist mein Kampfy chair

by TheBestBird April 9, 2016

Cairo

Handsome and smart. Shy at first, but very loving once you get to know him. He attracts girls very easily and can easily take your heart. He does not boast or brag, but is confident. If you have a Cairo in your life, consider yourself lucky. He is a beautiful soul and knowing him is an honor.

Love that Cairo
Be noble, be a Cairo

by J.A.G 01 October 10, 2013

chairman of the bored

Usually used in office settings by someone who is in the midst of performing monotonous tasks for several hours at a time.

A way to reference your current situation at work when you're bored out of your mind.

Please keep me occupied. I'm the chairman of the bored today at work.

by C-Dubs November 27, 2007