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cradlejob

A type of blowjob in which the person giving the blowjob holds the recipient in both arms, cradling them. Often only the strongest of Men & Women can preform this making it the rarest blowjob.
Yo did you hear Mrs. Jay gave Ryan a cradlejob? he said it was wild!
by Nbatwitterdefinitions April 23, 2021
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Witch Cradle

Also known as "The Witch's Cradle", it is when someone is suspended in a bag from a tree by a rope and swung back and forth, causing hallucinations. This was used on people accused of being a witch during the Salem Witch Trials.
She was put in a Witch Cradle in an attempt to get her to confess she was a witch
by Nice Try October 1, 2018
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Crotch cradle

Another name for panty liners.
Bella doesn't like the word panty, so her mother calls panty liners "crotch cradles" instead.
by Gabby Pamtry March 12, 2019
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back to the cradle

When you've known someone since birth or from infancy. You've grown up together as well.

Can also say 'since the cradle'
Rach and I are close friends. We go back to the cradle.

Careful what you say about him, him and I go back to the cradle.
by L!AM February 2, 2006
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Newton's Cradle Cup

When a man performs a Newton's Cradle with a pair of breast. He sticks his head inbetween and lets them hit his cheeks
Zach: how was that lame Barmitzvah.
Derek: it wasn't lame, Lassie let me perform Newton's Cradle Cups.

Zach: she's like a D Cup!
Derek: I know, I got a concussion
by WheezyLegere October 30, 2015
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crank the cradle

Jerk off/masturbate. Just for guys
The correct definition for women is Wiggle the jiggle
Duude, I just saw Lindsey walk by. I seriously gotta get home and crank the cradle
by Vinnnny9 June 8, 2019
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Newton's cradle

When 5 or more men hang from ropes and swing back and forth ramming into eachother causing anal penetration. They continue to swing back and forth forever, like a newton's cradle
Bro, you should've seen the drag show yesterday. They did a newton's cradle in that bitch
by Lildiccilo April 7, 2023
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