christmas cracker

Christmas Cracker: adj (seasonal) - a large jagged turd, the product of over indulgance

Desmond took half an hour in the 'smallest room' straining to pull a 'Christmas cracker'

by eddythebastard April 13, 2016

pull a cracker

Chiefly British def - setting off a firecracker, or "Christmas Cracker". Christmas crackers are a traditional Christmas favorite in the UK. The Christmas Crackers are short cardboard tubes wrapped in colourful paper. There is normally a Cracker next to each plate on the Christmas dinner table. When the crackers are pulled - with a bang! - a colourful party hat, a toy or gift and a festive joke falls out.

"Sirius had not contacted Harry at all ... he did not like to think of Sirius alone in his mother's old house, perhaps pulling a lonely cracker (pull a cracker) with Kreacher."

J.K. Rowling.Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. New York. Arthur A. Levine books (Scholastics). 2003

by tieztoez July 3, 2016

Cracker

Cracker means someone’s that is attractive beautiful or sexy
(Mainly used in Dublin,irleand

Oh pal that youngone over there is some cracker

by Lauren obriennnnn April 18, 2019

Florida Cracker

A white NATIVE BORN Floridian, usually with pre-civil war Floridian ancestry.

The Florida Cracker has become an endangered species, mostly because of all the golf-playing, non-driving, constant-bitching ASSHOLE yankee retirees that move to Fla.

by The Last Rebel September 2, 2008

Cracker

An annoying ass white person.

"That cracker is wearing those ugly Nike socks again???"

by ART ANGELS January 15, 2016

back cracked

Back Cracking is to have rough sex that disorients the person or gives them extreme pleasure.

To have your back cracked is to have rough sex.

She had her back cracked last night and won't be able to come to work today. ( She got some bomb dick that fucked her up so good she can't even work today)

by MSBN July 18, 2016

Russian Nut Cracker

The brutal act, of being restrained, and having a set of vice grip pliers, clamped to ether testicle at the same time, as a form of torture. Performed by the KGB when exchange of information is absolutely necessary. This will often cause extreme pain, often popped testicles, and leave the victim unable to speak in low baritone voices.

Guy 2: "Dude, Poor Joe."
Guy 3: "What happened to him?"
Guy 2: "He got the Russian Nut Cracker..."

Guy 1: (In a really high voice)"Hi Guys!"

by Sangelo December 16, 2009