When 2 people commit intercourse wearing nothing but bowties and secrete wine instead of semen. Also known as fancy sex.
"Doth mother know you commiteth coitus upon your sister"
"You shan't telleth her the truth"
"I shall"
"Shan't"
"You shan't telleth her the truth"
"I shall"
"Shan't"
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An inflammatory bowel disease where ulcers form in your colon, causing bleeding, spasms, pain and misery. A bad flare-up with ulcerative colitis can reach about an 8/10 on the painfulness scale. This is a chronic lifelong condition, usually hereditary, with no known cure. Thankfully it is relatively manageable.
The only good thing about having ulcerative colitis is the potential spiritual reward we will maybe receive for contributing lots of hemoglobin to the population of the oceans and seas.
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Person 1: Mathematics homeworks was really hard last night. The sinus and coitus excercises were kind of tricky, but coitus interruptus? Nah man. I went to sleep early and decided to finish coitus interruptus later
Person 2: wtf?
Person 2: wtf?
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