FancyBritishAccent's definitions
When 2 people commit intercourse wearing nothing but bowties and secrete wine instead of semen. Also known as fancy sex.
"Doth mother know you commiteth coitus upon your sister"
"You shan't telleth her the truth"
"I shall"
"Shan't"
"You shan't telleth her the truth"
"I shall"
"Shan't"
by FancyBritishAccent April 7, 2021
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