Contact Paranoia

when another's paranoia becomes airborne and surrounding persons catch it.

Hey man, i think thats a cop. -naa, well.. wait. maybe? shit yea that is a cop!!! either that or i got contact paranoia.

by JoJo7688 September 28, 2009

the constantine

A sex position in white you lay in the shape of a cross and your partner shuts on your chest yelling religious verses for John 3:11

Person 1: hey I asked my girl to do the Constantine with me but she said no
Person 2:yeah I did it last night. It was fun but it totally ruined the sheets

by The author of dirty September 7, 2016

Cold Contact

Rubbin ice where it feels nice

"I gave my uncle a cold contact when he was sick"

"I got cold contacted by my priest after Sunday school"

by AssAnalyzer67 April 11, 2019

No contact day

When you have cried too much the night before and you’re eyes are so dry that it hurts to put contact lenses in.

I’m feeling really sad, probably gonna go home and cry. Tomorrow’s a, “no contact day,” I see.

by PE GANG February 3, 2020

Constantipation

Stuck or highly irregular all the time, an increasing problem with age. Having movement on action items fewer than three times per week... B.S. excuses are usually hard, dry, painful, small in size, and difficult to eliminate.

Some people find Constantipation painful and often experience straining, bloating, and the sensation of a full bowel. Fortunately, it is a symypton (often resulting from interactions with a Zalco), not a disease.

by Robert MP September 5, 2008

Contact Sniffles

When you're out and a bunch of people are getting fucked up on cocaine and you get the sniffles just from being around them.

"Man, there must have been a bunch of people ripped on coke in there, I got the goddamn contact sniffles."

by Jman231 December 22, 2009

Contact Game

A flatulence game played by the army which is in essence the same as the safety game.

*Soldier Farts*
"Contact!"
Aww, now I can't hit you by the rules of the Contact Game!

by MarineCorps November 28, 2010