connered

To become extraordinarily inebriated off such small amounts of alcohol as to have no metric or imperial standard of measure; a descriptive term for drinking used by novices with a negligible alcohol tolerance and great flare for exaggeration.

I drank half a shot last night, and I was connered.

My six friends and I bought a can of bud light and plan on getting connered tonight girlfriend, wanna come?

by Carson Lokovich January 22, 2008

Conner

Conner is someone you definitely want to keep in your life at first you'll have a crush on all of his friends but once you date them you'll realize that the true person you want is Conner and you will fall in love with him he's smart and athletic and has a very interesting life he has some rough patches that show on the outside and once you hear his story you'll want him forever and you should keep him forever he is someone you need to keep him for forever

Girl 1: Oh my god it's Conner
Girl 2: *faints *whispers Conner

by The unknown bitch January 27, 2018

Conner

The one dude at every school who is always a cool dude. Likes animals and knows a foreign language. Always Gaelic or Slavic decent. Has nice hair and likes some metal music. Yells Suka Blyat in public a lot. Girls respect him but aren't usually interested.
He is usually either worrying about either homework,band,or baseball.

Poor Conner is getting none of the girls. Too bad. He still cool tho.

by Metalliffle May 9, 2019

cheyenne and conner

the best couple ever they start off as just friends then each day talk more soon he will ask you out

in love with the couple cheyenne and conner they are so cute together

by conner and cheyenne forever December 30, 2012

Conner

A sex-hungry maniac who's ego is orders of magnitude larger than his dick. Most likely a future sex offender.

You're acting like a real Conner, Anon

by Bingbongdingdong August 22, 2017

Conner

Has a fat peen

His peen is bigger than yours

Conner will put his peen the a octopuses pus

by Fat peen in ass December 17, 2018

Conner

Conner is honestly the most amazing guy i have ever met. he his tall and big built and although he will say he is fat, he his perfect just the way he his. He makes the perfect teddy bear ever<3 He enjoys facial peircings. He has snakebites and a tounge ring, and even though i am not to fond of it, he has a nose ring too. Conner has the most fantastic eyes i have ever seen. Not only because of the color, which are brown and green and he claims they look like mud but they are beautiful, but also because i feel like he can see into my emotions. I know he understands me and that he loves me everytime i stare into his eyes. Conner is the sweetest guy you could ever come across. He is all over caring and loving. But if you get on his bad side its real hard to get back to his sweet side. I am lucky to have my conner and i wouldnt trade him for the world. I love you Conner Haitsma. and nothing could ever change that. He his amazing, sexy, sweet, loving, cute, and everything a girl could ask for in a boyfriend.<3

That new kid, conner, is sooo sexy with his lip piercings!

by KittyCat<3 August 17, 2011