Confuckulater

Josh trying to put the square in the circle hole

Josh used his confuckulater technique on the dishwasher

by Daddylongd3 May 15, 2019

confuckulater

Josh trying to put the square in the circle hole

Josh used his confuckulater technique on his leg

by Daddylongd3 May 15, 2019

Confuckulate

When something needs fixed whether it is only minor damage or severe damage, it needs to be confuckulated or re-confuckulated.

Fuck boys looks like I need to re-confuckulate the goddamn furnace. It's cold as a witches tit in here.

by Yaggerdang June 13, 2019

confuckure

When you attempt to customize a piece of tech gear with nonconforming software and end up bricking the device.

I was trying to update my old phone but it ended up confuckured.

by Canadian Daddy Mack January 6, 2020

Confuckulations

A contraction of congratulations and fuck you.

A very specific version of dying inside.

It's a means, look, or an overwhelming feeling to congratulate someone's good fortune often at the cost of your misfortune. I.e. to congratulate something outwardly while internally thinking FUCK YOU!!!

The runner-up on the gameshow had a look of confuckulations on his face as he shook the winners hand.

After leaving a slot machine that cost her an entire paycheck a new player sat at her machine and hit a massive jackpot after one spin of the reels leaving her clapping and crying in a delirium of confuckulations.

by Renny the n3rd April 9, 2020

Confuckulated

Uncertain, stunned, confused.

I'm confuckulated trying to fighter out what's happen in my life

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd August 12, 2020

Confuckulated

Someone who is confused, phucked and discombobulated all at once.

I got so drunk I was confuckulated.

by Casi D September 29, 2020