Confidence Poo

A near perfect game in the toilet arena. A confidence poo is where one is so confident that the poo they have just created does not even need a single wipe with toilet paper that one simply stands up and pulls their pants back on.

a: "Man that was a quick toilet trip, I thought you said you went number 2?"
b: "Yeah, of late i've had great consistency and so I was certain I didnt have to wipe. I just pulled my pants up and walked right out of there"
a: "Oh wow was that your first confidence poo?"

by qwerty29 March 12, 2014

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Confished

To be very confused, have no absolute idea of what is going on. Become clueless.

That confished me.

by QuiteFineI'dSay May 28, 2017

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Confidinsecure

The state of being confident in your insecurities.

Oprah is so confidinsecure - she OWNS it.

by confidinsecure February 11, 2018

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Confizzlefuzzlefoozled

It's the ultimate confusion. It is used when you are not confizzled, your not confuzzled, and you're not confoozled you are confizzlefuzzlefoozled.

Person 1: "Bro do you get this?"
Person 2"No, im so confizzlefuzzlefoozled"

by whipwhoopdab July 7, 2018

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Coffin Shitter

Somebody who through their own actions have disrespected one or both of their parents in the worst way imaginable, either through tarnishing their memory or otherwise ruining any good they brought into the world.

Did you read any of Brian Herbert's Dune books? Literally no care for any of the careful themes or literary license of his Father. Absolute coffin shitter.

by RockwellianBison June 11, 2020

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Flaming Coffin

Very similar to the Flaming Albuquerque, but with a twist. Take a bottle of the hottest hot sauce you can find and cover the tip of your cock with it. After lighting her pubes on fire, thrust your Tabasco-covered pecker in. Make sure to smash the remaining half-pepper against her uterus. You'll feel like your dick is on fire and you'll want to die.

Congratulations. You have just performed a Flaming Coffin.

I had to pay an extra $200 to perform a flaming coffin on that prostitute last night.

by Turd Ferguson the Third March 12, 2009

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