dipping your pen in company ink

1. Having sexual relations with a co-worker.

2. Embezzling from one's employer.

"Dude, dipping your pen in company ink is a good way to get something you don't want."

by Joe Bone March 11, 2005

comparative property

n. Females with mediocre attractiveness often have a friend they always keep by their side that is much less attractive than themselves thus making them hotter by comparison. This always causes a problem when a guy and his buddy and looking to pick up chicks. Even though the one girl is rather cute, nobody wants to jump on the grenade.

Billy: "Hey Tony, check out those chicks over there. The one on the left is pretty cute but sadly her friend is less than satisfactory."
Tony: "Isn't that what they call the Comparative Property?"
Billy: "Yeah, I think so. So... what should we do?"
Tony: "Rock, Paper, Scissors?"

by Lomonte95 July 6, 2006

Compact Disc

If you don't know what a compact disc is, you are fuckin' stupid!

I recently baught Aerosmith's 'Toys in the Attic' on compact disc.

by Anonymous July 31, 2003

comp sci

Short for Computer Science. the study of programming computers.

Comp sci class is hard.

by 5'11"Racer November 18, 2006

compact disc

A CD.
A small optical disk on which data such as music, text, or graphic images is digitally encoded.
In the 20th century, the spelling compact disc was preferred by persons in the UK, while compact disk was preferred by persons in the USA. Recently, the computer industry has come to use disk, while the music industry uses disc.
Thus, a compact disc will generally contain music.

Gimme back my compact disc!

CD is a better form of compact disc.

Fool--compact disk is spelled with the letter 'c'!

by whey May 28, 2005

fast company

A person that you have a one-night stand with, more or less, for a couple of days, if not hours and never see that broad again.

I was in the club and met up with some fast company and fucked her in the bathroom sink.

by jaayyypa July 5, 2005

compacticulars

kom-pak-tik-u-lars- The retraction and tightening of the male scrotum preceding any highly anticipated event and/or encounter. It may feel as though your two average sized testicles have fused into one medium-sized unicle.

Jeez, I have a HUGE Tae-kwon-do tournament in like 15-minutes. This next match determines whether or not I get my brown stripe and man-o-man-o-MAN I have a mean case of compacticulars.

Come here! Touch this! Isn't that tight? It's like a new squash ball fresh out of the sleeve. Shit I'm nervous, thems a bad case of the compacticulars

by Gary T. Schweeps and Jimmie J. October 16, 2006