Disposable computer

Any of several types of computer that, owing to the great difficulty of repair are easier to replace. A computer that displays a small cryptic "face" to display it's inability to continue operating. See also mac.

I went through another disposable computer, I guess I had better buy one that doesn't come in 400 different colors.

by Xaero December 5, 2003

stupor-computer

A painfully slow computer and/or internet connection incapable of performing more than one task at a time but capable of inducing a catatonic state in the user.

I fell asleep waiting for my goddam stupor-computer to load an effing wikipedia article.

by Mattemo March 16, 2009

meat computer

A way to describe your brain

I'm a bit slow today, I need to reboot the old meat computer

by Youngmadhatter March 2, 2021

National computer virus day

today is the one day a year that it’s absolutely needed for you to get a computer virus on your computer

November 19 is National Computer virus day! it’s my favorite day because I get an excuse to put horrible virus on my computer and I can’t get in trouble with my mom!

by Lemveon November 19, 2021

computer

a very, very expensive punching bag

Work with me! *Crack* stupid computer! Gonna punch the life out of you!

by gusto5 May 29, 2004

my computer is acting retarded

An excuse to get off of AIM or any instant messaging service when you don't want to talk to someone. Very effective, because everyone's computer acts retarded sometimes.

Jane: You know Amy, I'm so glad I can talk to you. You're the only person who really understands my relationship problems with Mike.

Amy: Yeah. My computer is acting retarded so don't be surprised if I suddenly log off AIM.

by I hate boring chats March 17, 2009

Computer game

A game on the computer, hense the term computer game.

I owned you at starcraft, the best computer game ever created. (I didn't "pwn" him as "pwned" is a misspelling of owned.)

by Adeadlyliquid September 28, 2004