Colorado Kool-Aid 

A) Well, it's a can of Coors, brewed from a mountain stream. It'll set your insides on fire and make your kidneys scream. Sure is fine.
B) A song by Johnny Paycheck, one of the original outlaws of the 1970's, featured on his 1977 album "Take This Job and Shove It."

"Hey barmaid, bring us all a tall glass of that Colorado Kool-Aid."

Colorado Kool-Aid by ghostofniggermeeks August 2, 2013

rose colored glasses 

Seeing the world or past events as only pleasant and happy.

You're looking at the past with rose colored glasses

rose colored glasses by Venus Taylor May 30, 2005

Colorado Bitchslap

Name for a March-May Blizzard, one day it's nice, sunny and 70 degrees, the next day it's a white-out. The weather bitch slaps your brain, and makes it difficult to concentrate, among other things in Colorado that are already distracting you, for example, legalized Marijuana.

Man, I was going to go for a killer climb, hike and bike today, but we've experienced a Colorado Bitchslap, so I'm going to do nothing, except watch my car experience a Colorado Carwash.

Colorado Bitchslap by Glitternacht May 15, 2014

Sky color like ocean 

Sky Guy Move Heart Beat
I dont really get it

plz I dont want it
Leave me Alone

Sky color like ocean

Sky color like ocean by Whoarereallycare September 1, 2023

Colorado Quicky 

A quick sexual act, originating in Aspen, CO, that consists of taking off many layers of clothes or ski clothes and enjoying the magnificent views and penetration. This can happen in many places, but the gondola seems to be the optimum choice.

Maddie: Did you hear Alma and Steve just left for a good old Colorado Quicky, I hope they enjoy the views!

Joe: Yeah, but they're in for a bumpy ride; the gondola's getting a little shaky in the wind.

Colorado Quicky by EYE2011 December 8, 2010

Coloradoing 

The art of climbing a pine tree, until the top breaks off. You hold onto the broken limb and fall with it into deep snow.

Yo man, after we down these beers, you wanna go Coloradoing?

Coloradoing by cam_steezy April 19, 2009

What color is a carrot 

Carrot? I think it’s uhhh, I think it’s uhhh, I think it’s a carrot. Uhhhh I don’t know bout carrots. I don’t know none bout that.

Hey beetlejuice “what color is a carrot?”
“Carrot? I think it’s uhhhh, I think it’s uhhh, a carrot?? I don’t know nothin bout carrots. I don’t know nothin bout that“

What color is a carrot by Definitely not Amalia August 24, 2020