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Fuck Coleman

An asshole with weak gains.
Fuck Coleman those are tiny calf muscles.
by SmashyKen May 21, 2018
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Kelson a Coleman

A player, likes to cheat on girls. also known as a whore.
hes dates many girls, hes not good enough with one girl
Kelson a Coleman dates at least 80 girls a year
by Nicole tiffany ford July 8, 2011
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Coleman

Someone who is captain of the turd burglars. Funny at times but mostly pointless and senseless. Someone who has their moments.
Did you see that Coleman at the store what an idiot.
by Chiknnugit January 10, 2014
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Coleman

1. Word used often on Valentine's Day when a guy gives a girl dead flowers.

Girl 1: "Did you hear? George gave his girlfriend dead flowers that he found in a trashcan on Valentine's Day!"
Nancy: "Ugh... What a Coleman!"

2. Guy who lets his friends eat the candy he recieves on Valentine's Day, despite the fact it is from someone special.
Jacob: "Hey, who's Crunch bar is this?"
Coleman: "It's mine, but you can have it."
Jacob: "Are you sure? It says

'To: Coleman

Love: Grandma
P.S. Keep this forever. I might die tomorrow' on it. That sounds pretty meaningful."
Coleman: "Yea man, go ahead. It's just a Crunch bar."
by Doyoulikemypost? March 22, 2010
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Bill Coleman

I smoked some pinapple express because I was feeling Bill Coleman.
by Cole Billman March 28, 2022
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Gary Coleman

A descriptive antonym for that which would make someone say "Yayyyy..."
"This vanilla milkshake is really Gary Coleman, Yayyyy..."

Or in the opposite;

"That car accident was so NOT Gary Coleman."
by LucidDreamer January 15, 2009
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Coleman

Coleman is the hottest guy in the world every girl wants to go out with him
Coleman should date maiya boyd
by #jakepaulforlife February 3, 2018
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