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Clergham

A synonym for the word: Ugly. Clergham was coined in early 2008, by a notable QC from London. Usage of the word has increased dramatically over the past couple of months, thanks to public use by rap artists, local newsreaders and even politicians.

Amusingly, when Roger O. Federer (the tennis champion), lost to Rafael Nadael in the Wimbledon final of 2008, Mr Federer used the word which led to a rapturous applause.
Rafael Nadal: I'm so happy to be accepting this trophy.
Roger O. Federer: You deserve it. Well done.
RN: Thanks. You need to work on your swing

RoF: At least I'm not Clergham.

Boy: Dayummm gurl, you are fine!
Girl: Thanks, but you're Clergham.
by P&M love Alan October 18, 2009
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Clue Battery

The act of attacking a stupid person (usually with a clue bat, clue-by-four, or LART) in hopes of beating a clue into them. Similar to 'assault and battery' but with the hopes of making the victim less stupid.
Luser: "I cant find the 'any' key!"
Tech: "You are about to be a victim of Clue Battery."
Luser: "Huh?"
Tech: <grabs clue-by-four and leaps over store counter> *WHACK*
by Darcin March 17, 2007
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Clerith

Clerith is a popular pairing from the game Final Fantasy VII consisting of the two characters Cloud Strife and Aerith Gainsborough.

They are a couple that show that even death can not stop people from loving one and other.
"Each carries their own feelings and loves for Aerith. In this story, Cloud also carries his undying feeling for Aerith even to this very day..." - Nomura

"A girl with the blood of the Ancients flowing through her veins who is engraved in Cloud's heart for the rest of his life" - DOC Handbook (Jap)

These quotes clearly show Cloud has undying feelings for Aerith even after her death promoting the Clerith pairing.
by -----// January 19, 2009
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Clerisy

A distinct class of learned or literary people.
- the clerisy are those who read for pleasure
by PLL... August 22, 2011
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cluebag

a person lacking technical prowess. especially one who pretends to have it.
Person 1: I think we're seeing the beginning of the end of Linux, much the way IE was the beginning of the end of Netscape, SQL Server was the beginning of the end of everyone else's desktop database system, and Excel and Word and a good deal more also succeeded in co-opting technology and product options in the marketplace: The ever-tightening embrace of Microsoft eventually assimilates everything that it touches. Unless history is to be rewritten with this one deal, Linux never looked worse off than it did today.

Person 2: You sir, are a cluebag. I think you fundamentally misunderstand Linux, GPL and the concept of distributions. Please clue yourself in before posting this sort of swill.
by paul stew March 9, 2007
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Cluefinders

A educational computer game where four preteens solve mysteries. Joni: the brave couragous one. Santiago: The mechanical level-headed SEXY BEAST. Owen: the stupid guy who says dude a lot. Leslie: the smart ass who says big words.
Lizzy: So, Sofia, I hear we were the only two people who didn't go to that awesome party last night!
Sofia: Hell, no! I was playing ClueFinders!
Lizzy: OH MY GOD ME TOO!
Marco: I love you Lizzy, and your awesome ClueFinding skills. <3
by MrsRIVERAA!>:] March 20, 2009
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clerky

Somebody who is obnoxiously nerdy, awkward and nauseously upbeat. They usually dress like they are from the 80’s and wear raper glasses (see: raper glasses). They are also extremely oblivious to what they look like to other people, and actually believe that they are seriously “cool”.
by Sahar & Juju Arab!! April 14, 2010
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