clangers

"Clangers" are two different things.

One is a 70's BBC children show where a family of Clangers lived on small moon with the soup dragon, the iron chicken and the froglets et al. When they spoke, they sounded like someone playing a swanee whistle. They ate blue string pudding.

The second definition is that one has made a mistake and "dropped a clanger". This is Cockney, not Mockney by the way.

Example one:
Auntie Clanger: WoOowowowoOwOOOowoOOwooo wooo OOoo?
Baby Clanger: OoO.
Other Clangers: OOOOoooo.

Example two:
Bloke 1: Shit.
Bloke 2: What?
Bloke 1: Forgot the whife's birthday.
Bloke 2: Dropped a right fucking clanger there, mate.

by flatster January 19, 2008

cleg nuts

The leftover excrement that is found hanging on a persons anus hair.

Jills arse was dirty because she had alot of cleg nuts.

by Stu January 6, 2004

clegnut

excreted feses stuck to anus pubes.
or
poo stuck to ass hairs.

basically its a lump of turd stuck to your ass pubes.

Alex has lots of clegnut.

by StevenOfDonny May 4, 2008

Drop a clanger

To say something innocent in an unfortunate context that causes it to become hurtful or otherwise controversial.

"These two guys are gay"
"Thanks for letting me know, it doesn't bother me but I wouldn't want to drop a clanger"

by AndyTheROo November 30, 2011

Clebglonked

Flabbergasted, stupefied, and knocked sideways by a bad smell, particularly the stench of diarrhea.

“Bro I was sleeping and smelled sum weird so I woke up to check what it was. Turns out I was fiercely pooping myself in my sleep. I literally covered my bed in rancid diarrhea. Smell had me absolutely clebglonked.”

by Crazeeguy January 21, 2022

Fan ChengCheng

A Chinese visual god.

That’s it. That’s the definition.

‘Who’s fan chengcheng?’

“He’s the Chinese god”

by President chengstar June 3, 2018

Clegnut

unwiped excrement hanging from anal pubic hair

see above

by Pinky August 14, 2003