clausania

Clausania is a very random kingdom rulled by Claus - the man of god. He and Veronika - his wife rule the country. They live under a bridge because they are very poor and they own all of clausanias bridges. the most common holiday in Clausania is Christmas, thay celebrate it 5 times a year its they day of Clauses future death. the royal family have 1 child (claush) and a loyal slave Wiktor yia.

- u don\t desreve to be a citizen of clausania, ur not random enough

by RaNdOm CiTiZeN Of ClAuSaNiA March 2, 2020

anger claus

anyone extremely pissed off at christmas time

quit throwing the christmas tree out the front door, dad! who do you think you are, anger claus?

by skoolkrusher February 15, 2008

pedosantafile clause

A person who is dressed as Santa Clause but is pedofile like

That old guy in the santa suit is a pedosantafile clause

by KramadevlupeS-hater December 22, 2010

celebrity clause

A celebrity clause is a pact made between two partners who are engaged in a serious relationship in which both partners, if given the chance, may engage in intimate relations with a celebrity one time. Once a partner has used his or her free hook up they are barred from any other future celebrity hook up. Jealousy may not play a part in this clause as each partner has the understanding that actually meeting a celebrity is slim as well as each partner both have the same general chance/opportunity for such a relationship.

So I met (enter celebrity name) on the subway yesterday and enacted my celebrity clause. We had some serious 'relations' back at a Super 8 Motel; I'll never be able to watch Giada at Home the same ever again.

by PMoneyInTheHouse December 31, 2014

Steve Clause

Easy way of getting out of something.

"I will if Steve does"
"Damn he pull the Steve Clause again"

by FooBar=true May 25, 2018

Cat Clause

Clause: a legal binding or document accorrding to the law.

You are legally obligated to not get up when a cat gets on your lap. You sign any responsiblities away because you have a cat on you lap. You legally can't do anything because there is a cat on your lap. "The clause states you are free to leave once the cat leaves your lap on it's own accord not your own."

"Sorry I can't get up I have Cat Clause."

"But I have Cat Clause."

"No honey I can't do this dishes, I have Cat Clause"

"Can you do it for me I have Cat Clause"

by NerdyZombie83 January 6, 2023

Yenta Claus

I have a secret; her name is Yenta Claus. My secret brings me toys just like Santa Claus, just different. See, she is Jewish and no one else in the whole wide world knows about her because she is a secret.

I asked Yenta Claus for a new brother.

by Hanna_97 September 14, 2006