beef cigar

A large penis , Typically from a black male. However it really is quite obveious so dont use it in akward situations. see (boner)

you: Dude didnt sarah lick your beef cigar friday night?

Friend: shut up fool! Were at her house...

by Foster J March 17, 2008

cigar mouth

when one side of the mouth opens wider than is normal like a person smoking a cigar.

Masterbation and excessive exercise cause cigar mouth.

by bman462 June 4, 2009

poopstain cigar

Contrary to popular belief, a poopstain cigar is not when you smoke a chode. It's when you leave a skidmark in your underwear, let it dry, roll up the underwear like a Cuban and smoke it.

Man, I had the runs but it's fine, I'll poopstain cigar it.

by Whatevs mev December 8, 2013

Bronze Cigar

A bronze Cigar is when somebody takes a firm shit in someones mouth and it looks like They are smoking a cigar.

Dude Dont Kiss her James Gave he a Bronze Cigar last night.

by LuckyPierre November 6, 2008

Cigar-Cutter

The anus, or asshole. Especially that of a cat.

Damn, he's twitching his cigar-cutter. I hope he found his litter box!

by amoceuazul May 30, 2008

Puban Cigar

When you shave off alot of pubes and roll them ub witha a bit of tobacco and smoke them leaving a sweaty smell and a salty taste

"screw cuban cigars, i like puban cigars" -.-

by scunz April 13, 2009

welfare cigars

cigars that you buy at Sams on silver spring in wisconsin. 2 wraps for the dolla
either
players choice cigars
or
good times flat wraps.
mainly used for smoking schwag by cheap peoples of the colored variety.

that bitch at sams knows me well.

i go there everyday to buy those welfare cigars and roll fat ones.

by cohente 69 April 14, 2010