Choad Mosey

When a pedestrian takes their sweet time crossing the street, and holds up traffic, they are doing a choad mosey.

This guy was texting while sauntering through the crosswalk, doing the choad mosey.

by GullibleZine March 29, 2009

Choad Wagon

A term used to describe any vehicle that may be...

1. Short, boxy, or otherwise unpleasant to look at ie. dumpy

2. Used to compensate for insignificant genitalia or impending mid-life.

3. Driven by a person who is in fact a choad.

Origin: Northwest.

1. this choad wagon in front of me can't even go the speed limit.

2. Zoinks, look at that choad wagon, things must be hard around his house.

3. That freaking choad wagon nearly hit that kid, what a choad

by mcMacbot July 3, 2009

Chapalax

1. Spanking of the buttocks .
2. King Arthur .

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1. Hesa chapalax es utelu .
2. Definition : Arthur

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by nar & mar = sex June 30, 2010

Chapanese

A Chinese person who thinks they are Japanese.

that guys so chapanese he's considering having his blood changed over..

by Anonymous October 26, 2003

choad

1) A penis that is wider than it is long.
2) A young man, usually white, who asserts his personality via car modifications and tattoos.

1) He's a jerk and treats me bad, but a least he doesn't have a choad.
2) He put a fucking spoiler on his car? What a choad!

by themickfiles May 8, 2011

choach

To crunch, grab, or otherwise maim a body part, particularly the male genitalia.

Hey, watch out for that board - you don't want to choach your junk!

by dsone January 12, 2007

The Da Vinci Choad

An inevitable porno flick based on the novel adaptation featuring Tom Hanks and Audrey Tautou.

Cannes will probably love The Da Vinci Choad. Damn dirty French.

by uuuuuuuuuuu May 25, 2006