choompunik

Noun. A covered BJ technique claimed to be developed by a prostitute and taught to her colleagues whereby the condom is placed inside her mouth and unrolled while doing a BJ. An unsuspecting newbie john will think that he is getting an uncovered BJ.

Verb. To perform a choompunik.

Happy john: Dude, I got a super wicked gnarly BJ from Niki last night.

Skeptical john: Are you sure she didn't give you a choompunik?

Happy john: You mean Niki choompunikked me. Wacky nakbut lame, dude!

by choompu October 20, 2008

choompunik

Noun. A live-in prostitute; a whore who provides sexual service in exchange for financial support, legitimacy, protection from law enforcement, some of the above, or all of the above. The state of having a live-in prostitute.

Verb. To acquire the service of a choompunik. To enjoy the benefits of a having a choompunik.

Happy john: Dude, I choompunikked a choompunik. I be choompunikking everyday, dude, I be so choompunikked.

Jealous john: Dude. . .

by All Choomped Out October 21, 2008

Choompa

A word that can be used as a adjective, verb or noun, It can replace anyword you like and can have whatever meaning you want. It has a past present and future terms. Choompa is pure. Choompa is life.

Noun: Bob: Damn bruh are we going to that choompy place again? Bobby: Yup
Adjective: What the hell man stop being such a choompa
Verb: Do you want to be choomped man... do you? I knew you didnt

by Choompa Lover 912 September 25, 2017

Chom Bree

1. Agreeing with something.

2. A variation of slang words such as: Yeah bro, chyea bruh, and chee brew.

1. "Dude did you hear about that pedophile teacher getting fired?"

"Chom bree."

2. "Are you coming over to my house today?"

"Chom bree."

by elephantchode October 23, 2011

Chom (חַם)

If something is really dope, awesome, cool etc. the expression for that in Hebrew is "chom (חַם)".

"Ey mate I got a new haircut today"
"Wow dude, that's so Chom (חַם)

by sloth011 August 24, 2016

chlomar

The best couple in the universe and will be the very best ship name and no one else can top it.

" oh those two are cute yeah they're a chlomar

by billysloppyjoe March 16, 2017

Cholm

Noun - A person, or group of people, that are incapable of having original thoughts and/or exhibit social ineptitude.

Verb - The act of embracing ignorance with or without conscious realization.

"The CEO of Morgan Stanley asked the lecture hall if we had any questions. This cholm stood up and asked him what his favorite vape juice was."

by DoctorDoobs February 19, 2017