Choad Hawk

When you drag you scrotum and shaft over someones head from front to back after a day or two of not showering or a day of strenuous activities. The sweat/funk converts to "gel" leaving a slight mohawk if hair is under two inches long.

My friend wanted a "stylish" hair do, so I waited til he passed out and gave this fool a Choad Hawk.

by TenFold July 18, 2009

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Sacred Chode

The one true God. His length is 2 inches but his width is imeasurable, Wider the Universe itself. Come judgement he will smite the non-believers, With the sacred chode come of judgement.

The sacred chode is The holy diety/Being warshiped by the followers of Chodi-ism.

by Lord High Priest Of Chodi-ism May 30, 2009

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Related Words

Choade • choader • Choade-A-La-Mode • choade chanclas • Choade Tugger • choade worbler • Choadel • Choadel-Ay-Ee-Oooo • choadem pole • choadenitus

chode smuggler

one who smuggles chodes; see chode

All are welcome on the SS Chode Smuggler.

by Chodimus Maximus July 30, 2008

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Chode Juggler

A person that juggles chodes. It can be anywhere from three to "n" chodes, but it must meet the minimum requirement of three.

Bob: Why is Anthony wearing all Monster branded clothing? Is he paid by them or something?
Ricardo: No he just appreciates their look.
Bob: wow he's a real chode juggler

by 4155968205 December 6, 2015

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choadiepreneur

To buy and sell junk or the act of being really cheap.

Ex 1: That guy is a choadiepreneur...he's been going to the junkyard and rippin krusty carbs off old cars and sellin them online. Preneu'n hardcore!

Ex 2: Man, I don't pay for roadside trash pickup! I just dump my garbage in my neighbors cans after they put them out by the road! Preneu that!

by Randy Macho Man Savage August 24, 2008

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choadstool

(n.) a despicable person, especially one who is short and fat, much like a choad, a short, fat dick. Choadstoolism may be associated with short man's disease.

That anus up in human resources is a fucking choadstool: four-foot-nine, 200 pounds, and all of it complete, festering dick.

by Blenderhead91 April 8, 2009

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