Child Supervision

When an older person, especially a parent, needs a tech-savvy kid to help him/her with computers or other electronic devices.

"Jimmy, could you send your kid over to help me with my facebook? Im afraid I might get a virus without some child supervision."

"Dad, if you dont know how many o's are in Google, why dont you just ask for some child supervision?"

by Randori April 18, 2010

satan child

A demonic child who is evil. They like to hide under peoples beds and watch you sleep.

Woah- I think Billy is a Satan Child...

by Bree Is Normal May 25, 2016

Middle Child

A middle child is a sibling you doesn't get love, attention, or much of anything else. Their parents will congratulate the oldest and youngest siblings for small things-such as an A in a class or a 100 on a test but never seem to give praise to the middle child. The middle child is often left cleaning up after their sibling and it's usually expected of them. They will sometimes portray anger or violence to try and make their parents relize but always end up in trouble again.

mom-who left this mess?!
oldest sibling-me, sorry I forgot to clean it up.
mom-it's okay I'll have the middle child do it.

by fsdmnvkgng April 6, 2019

Man child

In the simplest of definition, a man child is an immature guy who just refuses to grow up. This doesn't mean he necessarily lives at home with mom and dad ― although he probably should considering the way he functions in the real world ― but that he just doesn't have his life together.

“Hey man what is a man child”
“Go watch Erobb221, Lime”

by GradualMist April 3, 2021

Void Child

A void child is someone born on February 29th. The day that ceases to exist the following year. Also known as the void.

My friend Cory is a Void Child.

by Dogzord March 1, 2015

Helmet Child

A person who grows up, and you know they had to wear a helmet, even for the smallest of tasks, such as going to the fridge for a glass of water.

I can't believe they screwed up my order again at that drive-thru, that guy must have been a real helmet child.

by ChubbyPuppy July 29, 2011

tall child

someone who was so young when they behaved twenty-five, yet now they find they’ve grown into a tall child

“omg i’m like a tall child.”

by mitskislut March 7, 2022