Cheezed

The act of being pissed off by somebody

Bro i'm so fucking cheezed right now

by waterbotlez March 21, 2016

chewed garden hose

The action of jamming needles, or similar objects, into you penis and then jacking off until climax. The semen then sprays out like a garden hose chewed by a dog.

I got tired of jacking off normally so I tried out the chewed garden hose, never felt anything better.

by Johnson and the juice crew November 7, 2017

chuckie cheesed

When you smoke really good weed and get super high.

"I smoked that Blueberry Haze with Ricardo, last night. I got Chuckie Cheesed!"

by Dank Williams Jr March 12, 2014

Half-Cheeked

The position of your pants half way down your ass cheeks, before you shit yourself.

"I was Half-Cheeked before my ass took a nap and I shit myself."

"Bro, wtf."

by BandidoJengibre March 14, 2021

Mozzarella Cheesedick

The act of using a mozzarella stick in place of one's dick, then taking a bite out of it after placing in any or all orfices.

He straight mozzarella cheesedicked her ass after they cooked in the air fryer.

by JJ4ever February 11, 2022

extremely cheezed

When you hit a bunch of cocaine in a small amount of time you go to the state of being extremely cheezed. Your eyes go super wide, everything starts looking trippy and theres a possibility that you may have a heartattack. There is also a possibility of your brain and thoughts going numb.

Me and Nate took all that cheese last night and dude I was extremely cheezed.

by Doctor Sockalingham June 21, 2022

Chuck E Cheesed

When you order from a "new" restaurant on a delivery app but it's actually food from a chain restaurant under a different name. Based on a similar incident involving Chuck E Cheese selling food on delivery apps under the name "Pasqually's Pizza".

Person 1: Aw man, I ordered food from this new place, "Pizzaria", but it's just Domino's with a different name.
Person 2: Whoops, you got Chuck E Cheesed!

by BeeSquares June 29, 2021