chavs are the inferior race of people that plagues all towns with a McDonalds in. The boys wear tracksuits (trousers usually baggy) hoddies with the hoods up if they dont have a chat on! Most chavs wear hats so low down you cannot see their face or balancing on their head that usually consists of no brain! They hang about the streets in gangs due to the fact that they are all little faggots who cannot fight,also gettin pissed and causing trouble for the people who are minding their own business. Chavette's are the loud mouth slags walking about shopping centres or towns smoking, swearing and starting on any other girl that walks past them. Normaly pregnant at the age of 14. Most chavette's are dressed in fake burberry or valour tracksuits, gold chains with letters, dolls or a clown about 7 loop earings in each ear, 2 or 3 rings on each finger! Hair stuck to their head and pulled back to much they cannot move their eyebrows!
It is impossable to understand chavs due to the strange decline in their speech skills or the evolution of chav talk!
It is impossable to understand chavs due to the strange decline in their speech skills or the evolution of chav talk!
chav1 "im bored wot can we do?"
chav2 "lets try to fing some grungers and start beef with them"
chav1 "ye dirty grungers!"
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2 chavs outside a shop, a person with black top n trousers walks past
chav1 "errrr look dirty goth"
chav2 "errrr y dnt u....eat raw meat!"
chav1 "hahaha good 1!"
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chav1 "ite blud"
chav2 "ite"
chav3 "sup manz"
chav1 "nutin much blud jus smokin"
chav3 "arrrr saves me!"
chav2 "twos me brudda!"
chav1 "k"
chav3 "safe"
chav2 "bare safe"
chav1 "wot we doin 2nite manz?"
chav3 "lets get pissed in the street!"
chav2 "arrrrr blud idea!"
chav2 "lets try to fing some grungers and start beef with them"
chav1 "ye dirty grungers!"
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2 chavs outside a shop, a person with black top n trousers walks past
chav1 "errrr look dirty goth"
chav2 "errrr y dnt u....eat raw meat!"
chav1 "hahaha good 1!"
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chav1 "ite blud"
chav2 "ite"
chav3 "sup manz"
chav1 "nutin much blud jus smokin"
chav3 "arrrr saves me!"
chav2 "twos me brudda!"
chav1 "k"
chav3 "safe"
chav2 "bare safe"
chav1 "wot we doin 2nite manz?"
chav3 "lets get pissed in the street!"
chav2 "arrrrr blud idea!"
by E.Matt May 20, 2005
Get the chavsmug. by Bobby De Niro May 30, 2005
Get the chavmug. Chav:An illiterate sub species from the normal homosapien (humans).
There moronic behaviour towards society and other people is totally undignified; and depressingly our society some what agrees with this ASBO culture. Our future now lies in their knuckle dusting hands.
Chavs NEED to conform to a smoking, immature; bullying way of life. They sport the latest tracksuits from Nike, Addidas, Lacoste & many other companies which persuade young people to turn into this separate race. Their ignorance towards people who refuse to be one of them is pitiful; as they spend all there time harassing, spitting, mugging & intimidating good people; with there extensive vocabulary of “ya mum”, “u gt a blem” & “init”. I myself look down on these spongers of society for there stupidity of being a chav. Also not seeing the light at the end of the tunnel, which is, be your self. Therefore I have no sympathy for these people for what they do and have done to condemn my country as something it is not.
I will once again be proud to fly the English flag when these people have fled.
There moronic behaviour towards society and other people is totally undignified; and depressingly our society some what agrees with this ASBO culture. Our future now lies in their knuckle dusting hands.
Chavs NEED to conform to a smoking, immature; bullying way of life. They sport the latest tracksuits from Nike, Addidas, Lacoste & many other companies which persuade young people to turn into this separate race. Their ignorance towards people who refuse to be one of them is pitiful; as they spend all there time harassing, spitting, mugging & intimidating good people; with there extensive vocabulary of “ya mum”, “u gt a blem” & “init”. I myself look down on these spongers of society for there stupidity of being a chav. Also not seeing the light at the end of the tunnel, which is, be your self. Therefore I have no sympathy for these people for what they do and have done to condemn my country as something it is not.
I will once again be proud to fly the English flag when these people have fled.
Chav can be commonly found outside Mc Donalds in large groups, (safety in numbers i suppose) for fear of being intimidated.
Or
Following old ladies and waiting to mug them.
Or
the most common plance in court.
Or
Following old ladies and waiting to mug them.
Or
the most common plance in court.
by Josh HB September 7, 2008
Get the Chavmug. Council House And Violent, British youths aged 10-25 who wear hats peaked up at 90 degree angles wear nike or adidas track pants nike shoes ride around on small motorbikes through their housing estates always up to no good drinking liquor in the parks smoking joints harassing people walking bye by saying stuff to them or giving them dirty looks they steal cars litter the place and are always on the run from cops
by Harry69 August 3, 2010
Get the Chavmug. 
a stereotyped group.
chavs started in England with loads of wannabe gangstas trying to be hard and jsut turning out total nobs and turned into chavs.
the typical chav are trackies caps and maccy ds blud.
they also have there own languge.
C- Council
H- House
A- And
V- Violence
chavs started in England with loads of wannabe gangstas trying to be hard and jsut turning out total nobs and turned into chavs.
the typical chav are trackies caps and maccy ds blud.
they also have there own languge.
C- Council
H- House
A- And
V- Violence
Normal people would say: Hey, how are you? or something like that
Chavs say:
Aryytee mayyyte?! Innit blud. Wazzup? Yeah mayte. Im gunno fooking twat ya aryytee? Innit mayyyte!
Chavs say:
Aryytee mayyyte?! Innit blud. Wazzup? Yeah mayte. Im gunno fooking twat ya aryytee? Innit mayyyte!
by Arena123 March 15, 2009
Get the chavmug. a deprived social class, usually originating from poor families, brought up in an environment of sexual abuse and beatings. Will wear any cheap bling to fit in the crowd. usually like saying words such as *bruv, innit, yeaaahhh or bass!!* usually wear the same clothes several times over before even considering washing them. Are part of the most hated culture in all of Britain
by duboc May 13, 2007
Get the chavsmug.