College of Charleston

A haven for the children of America’s elite who prefer beaches to blizzards, “The College” is one of the most beautiful schools in the world and offers a nice change from the New England prep schools from which many out-of-state students come. Academics are strong at CofC and opportunities abound for those who work for them. CofC is much more than a school, it is a way of life that is never forgotten. It provides the ultimate college experience with parties in 200-year-old mansions and keggers on the beach as well as the type of education needed to maintain the ultimate trust fund baby lifestyle that many CofC students are accustomed to. BMWs, black cards, and Burberry are all common sights around campus. Rooftop bars and 100’ boats are common places to drink with your friends who prefer champagne cocktails to the $1 Wednesday night specials, though those do when the weather isn’t cheery. Daddy is the preferred bank around campus and summer homes for CofC students can be found from Cape Cod to Palm Beach while favorite Spring Break destinations are Panama City Beach and Puerto Vallarta thought the ultimate goal is always to return to the greatest place in the world, The College of Charleston.

Trust Fund Kid 1- Where are you going to school?
TFK 2- College of Charleston
TFK 1-Why? You got into Yale.
TFK 2- Because Charleston has palm trees and it's not like I have to get a real job out of college anyway.
TFK 1- True man. See you in Hyannisport this summer!

by Greek for Life October 23, 2013

charlebois

The most awesome clan in the world! Caring well mannered and strong people you will meet! Don’t mess with them!!

Wow those kids are pulling a Charlebois

by Cool kiddo January 2, 2018

The Shitz Carlton

Euphemism for a plush, posh or high end restroom. A fancy shitter. Such that you find at an upscale hotel, restaurant or office building. Not your local gas station crapper or rest stop facility.

Pull over. I gotta shit. Ok. Next rest stop is 2 Miles. Rest stop? Are you kidding me, I only pinch my loaves in a Shitz Carlton. Find a hotel and stop there.

I’m very impressed with your restroom remodeling. I must say you’ve created the Shitz Carlton I would truly enjoy heaving out my daily deuce in here.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

Charleston Chew

When a woman takes a poop, then makes her boyfriend eat it, while fingering his girlfriend.

How was your date last night?
Bad. My girlfriend made me have a charleston chew.
Oh. That sucks.

by Funnyman12 July 20, 2011

Carleton Place

A place where Hillbillie Folk come together for a good time!

Carleton Place is an area that attracks good old fashion people who know how to have a good time!

by Ashley Cocky January 2, 2009

South Charleston

A very awesome city in WV. Also, its where everybody knows everybody.

guy 1-Dude, do you live in south charleston?

guy 2-No.

guy 1-Youre so lame.

by ilovecoffeeeee. August 4, 2009

north charleston

A nice place to live post WW2, although spiraled as our Navy Shipyard closed down in 1996. A very up and coming area, and home to the best neighborhood in South Carolina; Park Circle.

North Charleston be Crawlin', Joe.

by Kevy Smalls October 8, 2007