ice cube's chance in hell

There is no way something is going to happen

You don't have an ice cube's chance in hell of fuckin that girl!

by Pudekcuf December 22, 2008

Chance

1. LUCK
2. Awsome name for awsome kids

1. It's all up to chance.
2. Chance is one cool kid

by Mr. Chance May 6, 2006

chancletas

Tools used by Cuban parents to instill discipline and fear into their offspring for major, minor, miniscule or sometimes non-existant infractions of their will, which is until you are 18, the Supreme Law of the Land.

Hey Pedro, for getting that "C" in class, go into your mother's closet and bring out the Chancletas we are going to beat you with.

by Davdav2000 September 21, 2006

chancer

British slang for a scheming opportunist. Usually, it means someone who acts "kind" and takes advantage of a situation and manipulates said individual(s), without their consent. And later exploits it for their own gain.

The American term is: opportunist or swooper

The Polish female immigrant chancer married the rich English noble in hoping that she would later rake in billions of his pounds. Then divorced him and took at least half of his money.

See: gold-digger

by Sturmgewehr Poltergeist June 23, 2016

Chandon

Usually refers to the expensive French champagne Moet & Chandon, which is usually referred to as Moet (pronounced properly Moe-Ay, but in an urban setting, it's Moe-ett). The Chandon Estates also have vineyards in Argentina,Ausrailia, Brazil, and Spain, as well as in the USA in California. Fo Rizzle!

"I got a roly on my arm and I'm pouring Chandon and I roll the best weed, cause I got it goin on" - Snoop Dogg.

by Bill G March 28, 2005

More chance of shitting in the queens handbag

There is a very slim possibility the task you would like to perform, will be completed satisfactory.

"Breeding Mongolian Traffic wardens with a hybrid Bagder to create a kung fu red blooded super race?!" -

"You got more chance of shitting in the queens handbag!"

by Professional Biscuit Thief December 10, 2009

Vice-Chancellor

Lying, two-faced, duplicitous cunt who is the chief executive of a British university.

The Vice-Chancellor argued to the government that students should be charged tuition fees in order to pay academic staff an appropriate salary, but then, when the fees arrived and the academic staff asked for a pay rise, he discovered that academic staff were actually very well paid indeed and in any case all the new money had already been spent, so academic staff could just go fuck themselves, while he awarded himself a 25% pay rise in recognition of his own outstanding talents.

by Happy lemming September 3, 2008