corporate celery

A useless employee; someone who uses up more company resources than they return by way of contribution to the company

Wayne is such a lazy fuckwit, he never brings in any sales, he is just corporate celery!

by Secretmoose February 20, 2014

maria celeste

Is an italian rare female name. It means princess from the sky. She's a kind person, with strong feelings.

Maria celeste is going to school

by Red_024 August 7, 2017

inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities

When you just don't care if you clog the vote section, so you attempt to put stuff only you know about on Urban Dictionary.

"We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities."

"I hate Brian Reese. He's super fat and ugly, and I don't like him at all, ew retard alert XDD"
"Ayy Double Slash is a beast yo he finna flex that YouTube bank on y'all"

"We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities."

by Double Slash June 14, 2018

We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities.

the urban dictionary will reject words that are jokes

the urban dictionary said We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities.

by Summer_fnafbreach April 10, 2023

celestine

means a beautiful day

or can be used to describe an attractive person

Today is celestine!

Bobby: Oh shit look at that girl is celestine fo' sho!

by Torias June 19, 2008

Masturbation Celebration

An indicent where you have just done or accomplished something incredibly good, but instead of going to a party to celebrate this you go home and masturbate your ass off. You just did something incredible so that makes you extra happy, thus turning you on more.

We won the football game, but instead of going to the party we all went up to the locker room and had a masturbation celebration.

by A shitty excuse for a name November 1, 2006

celebrity

simply put...absofuckinlutley useless in everyway shape or form. they do nothing for the economy except spend our hard earned money. we could definitley do better without them around

normal person: "sir can you help me i've been shot in the stomach by a rapper, and i'm beleeding to death."
celebrity: "and what...get my armani dirty...dude wipe up your blood and get away from my bentley before i call the police and have you arrested for article 108.376-any attempt to get any celebrity to do anything productive shall be punished by death"

by truth January 29, 2004