Carninvidious

Making stupid, meat-related comments to elicit an inflammatory reaction from vegans or vegetarians. This is usually in response to someone being vegannoying, however, may also be unprovoked.

Vegan: All the carnivores who claim to care about creation should read this article!
Carnivore: I don't care about creation.
Vegan: How can you say that? It makes you sound so stupid! You're an idiot!
Carnivore: When you stop being vegannoying, I'll stop being carninvidious.

by Missjess182 July 9, 2014

Canine Peanut Butter Surprise

When one covers their penis in peanut butter and let's their dog friend lick it off.

Fido was in a treat once Justin decided to prepare a Canine Peanut Butter Surprise for him.

by Frostitute February 27, 2015

canine coddling

People who use baby talk and treat dogs like they are young children. It is mostly a middle class issue because they have the surplus money to spend on their dogs. pet parents, canine crazy, feline fanatic, dog, cat, pet, part of the family, baby talk

I don't understand all of this canine coddling. The baby talk and cooing over dogs gets to be too much for me.

by joecoolthefool May 25, 2016

canine cunt

A canine cunt is any sort of bimbo wench ho that often has fake tits and a designer purse. She always has to have her retarded little dog with her as a fashion accessory.

Sam and I saw the most ridiculous canine cunt with a Louis Vuitton dog purse and a slack jawed little Fifi she was dragging around town.

by Miltythecheese July 13, 2017

Canning Yams

A term used to excitedly describe intercourse, preferably used by a man referring to a woman

After we both stumbled back to my place, I was canning yams all night!

Met this girl on Tinder and canned some yams the other day. That pussy was so fuckin' good!

This chick wants me so bad, I might can her yams later!

by CanningYams215 July 17, 2018

Canineoodleing

When you canoodle with a dog.(Preferably yours) Also known as canine recovery

I’m just canineoodleing with my dog.

by Canineoodler June 10, 2019

Carning on

Unambiguously continuing to talk about a topic or subject without prompt or input from anyone in the vicinity.

*On a text/voice chat, in a galaxy far far away*

Chum 1: "Have you seen the film Pulp Fiction?"
Chum 1: "It's great, so much happens and the story is all over the place."
Chum 1: "It's got bible references and everything, I've always wanted to read the bible"

Chum 2: <to Chum 3, privately> "He's carning on again..."

Chum 3: <to Chum 2, privately> "Genuinely just wish he's stfu, he just going on and on"
Chum 1: "I hear that most kids these days just skip to the doom and gloom parts about the end of the world"

Chum 2: <to Chum 3, privately> "and on..."
Chum 1: "I wonder if Trump will cause the end of the world..."

Chum 2: <to Chum 3, privately> "and on......"
Chum 1: "I mean, this trade war is pretty bad, but it could get worse

Chum 3: <to Chum 2, privately> "and on!"

by KDTC August 22, 2019