just-in-caseball bat

a baseball bat kept at close range in case you feel you are going to need to throw down with somebody

Tad - Dude, I'm gonna fu*k you up son.
Emilio - Luckily, I brought my just-in-caseball bat

by treye May 23, 2008

CAHSEE

California High School Exit Exam.

The biggest waste of time and money ever.

"A fifth grader could pass the CAHSEE!"

by Caiphana December 9, 2008

britney spear's career

nonexistent

what is britney spear's career?

by Thorn11 October 12, 2018

Careen

Hot,Such a great figure, friends with everyone, makes everyone smile without even trying.

“OMG. Is it just me who smiles every time I see Careen?”
“Yeah. I turn round and just smile because she is there.

by Greatlover April 5, 2019

cased

Performing a motorcycle jump or stunt and landing hard enough to compress the bike's suspension to the point of hitting the frame or 'case' on the ground.

That spode landed that jump too short and cased it.

by mreverting September 19, 2007

career

verb-In professional sports, to have the best game of life statistically. It is an important term in fantasy sports, since one guy having such a game can almost singlehandedly win your fantasy game for you.

I was down big, but pulled off the win when Shaun Alexander careered in the Sunday night game. He had five TDs in the first half!

by Big Dick's Halfway Inn December 28, 2005

Facebook Careerist

Noun, singular. Refers to a Facebook account holder who has zero tolerance for wall posts unrelated to their own career goals.

Self-advertising is a way of life for FCs, who routinely post links to crappy products that they sell on external websites.

Yeah, he's a real Facebook Careerist. Only interested in selling cozy toilet seat covers these days. Says it's going to make him rich.

by Gladys Fingerhut June 14, 2011