Noun: Scum of the lowest level in human society
Verb: Carsoning(present) Carson'd(past)
Carsoner: The person committing the act of Carsoning
How to Carson:
1) Become best friend of target(usually a person)
2)Ask for a chance with said person while they are dating
3)Whenever fights with person's
significant other occur be there to comfort
4)Make
everything partner does seem worse than it actually is
5)Try to seem better than partner
6)After partner and your target break up,
make a move on target after 4 days or less they will probably date you now since you've built up credibility as a reliable person TO THEM
7) Act like
you're the best, most upstanding person by attacking ex-parnter when they contact your target
8)Continue to seem like a great person when in reality you only treat your target right because you like them and actually hate everyone else
9) Make false rumors
10) Continue to be the lowest scum on the earth
11) Repeat steps 7-10
And there you have the steps to Carsoning
BE WARNED EVEN IF YOU ARE BETTER THAN THE PERSON CARSONING YOUR PARTNER MAY STILL LEAVE YOU.
NOTE: DO NOT FIGHT WITH PARTNER EVEN IF IT'S JUST YOU BEING CONCERNED, IT INCREASES CHANCES OF BEING CARSON'D
The gif below depicts a man falling into a Carsoners trap.
P1: My girl just dumped me...said she needed some time to herself
P2: Hey be careful of Samuel, they seem pretty close, he might Carson her
Luke: BRO, MY GIRL JUST GOT WITH ZACK AND WE'VE ONLY BEEN BROKEN UP FOR 5 DAYS!
Victor: You got Carson'd
Person 1: They're
just a friend nothing more...but whenever we fight... get closer and closer to them...
Person 2: So...they're Carsoning me....
Person 1: No nothing like that...they make have asked for a chance when we first started but
it's nothing,
I love you...
Person 1: Yeah...they're Carsoning me.
