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Cappetry

Example: Ashton just said he won two million dollars, while Justin just said he drives a lambo. The cappetry is unreal in this area.
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Carpentier joke

To its bare minimum the definition of a Carpentier joke is such a joke, not necessarily very good one, that is not understood by the majority of the group and only by certain Carpentiers who then laugh hard and loud.
Pie: I don’t understand it. Nick: it must be a Carpentier joke.
by Spootnick3000 August 2, 2019
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carpenter donnie

A very sexy young twink that brings all the boys to the yard.
by Donnie Carpenter October 15, 2019
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Carpenter

Someone who is hurting so bad for crack cocaine that he is getting dirty by crawling around on the floor and under the bed and in the closet with crack-crumb collecting tools such as a comb and a toothpick trying to find anything small, white and hard to smoke in his glass pipe.
Dude, get up off the floor and stop being a damn crack carpenter.
by JuffusHuffus January 23, 2020
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carpety

A male who trims a females pubic region
I gave my girl a carpety last night!
by Haircut October 28, 2020
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Carpety

when something feels like it has been sitting on the carpet for a long time
"that shirt feels carpety"
"was it on your floor?"
"yes"
by superzachsmom69 February 11, 2021
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Carpenters

This is the name of the fans of the beautiful multi-talented singer, actress, writer, dancer, model, producer Sabrina Carpenter.
Sabrina’s fans are called carpenters
by dontsuemesabs April 15, 2021
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