carbon cockprint

The amount of CO2 and greenhouse gases released by a man in search of sexual gratification

"You're going all the way to Manchester to shag that bird? Your carbon cockprint will be massive!"

by zfunk March 30, 2008

Carson

A boy who's charming, cute, lovely, and adorable. He charms you with every word that comes out of his mouth. He will love you till the end of time no matter what. He is the greatest boyfriend in the world and every girl that passes him up is missing out on something and someone amazing.

Person A: "Awe I love my boyfriend so much! He is sch a Carson!"

Person B: "Aweee! You are so lucky! I wish a had a boyfriend who was like a Carson!"

by His Girlfriend <3 September 25, 2009

Carson

A guy with a huge cock and a pussy magnet.

Carson gets all of the girls.

by masomonkey123 November 1, 2013

Carbon

The Slut of the Element World, Has 4 bonds at a time

Did you see Carbon
yeah shes such a slut with her 4 bonds

by Codgod420 August 19, 2017

Carson

The act of setting fire to a vehicle

can’t man, still in jail for carson

by SlightlyLemony December 23, 2019

Carson Daily

See Douchebag

When recently being interviewed by Conan O'Brien, Carson Daily admitted (...I'm just a douchebag) Yet NBC (which stands for Nothing But Crap) can't admit this and flush this douche juice!

by Anonymous August 30, 2003

Need for Speed Carbon

A sequel to the Need For Speed games. Most people hated it because it's was a rehash of the previous "Most Wanted" sequel. But if you are like me, aka one of the people that hated having to purposely crash onto police cars and police roadblocks to "level up" in Most Wanted, you probably loved Carbon. Because Carbon only requires you to interact with the police only when you accidentally bump onto them, and not be a mazohist and hit them on purpose.

Wtf... I need to purposely crash onto 10 roadblocks to level up? Why are you doing this to me, Most Wanted? Screw this. I 'll just launch Need For Speed Carbon.

by Dim_K December 17, 2011