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Captins Orders

The sailors used this one in the old Navy days and still do. Before you go off for a long, lonely voyage, get yourself a tall jar and fill it completely with earthworms. When you get lonely, open the jar and fuck away. The earthworms will provide some slithery stimulation, and your protein load will keep them nicely fed and alive.
Nothin better than a "Captins Orders" on a lonely cruise.
by Renegade412 February 28, 2013
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When I kissed Capucine , it was the best kiss I ever had. I felt alive.
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