capstard

A derogatory reference to a person who writes e-mails using all capital letters. Combining elements of the phrases CAPS LOCK, signifying capitalization, and RETARD, signifying a person of low IQ.

"Did you get that e-mail message from the boss? What a capstard."

by Anthony Stevens May 15, 2008

Canistel

1. An evergreen tree native to Central America that yields fruit of the same name.
2. A progressive rock trio from Monroe, New York known for its interesting choice in covers and skillful execution of prog rock.

1. "Hey, could you pass me a canistel fruit? I'm hungry."

2. Person #1: "I heard Canistel played progressive rock for five days straight."
Person #2: "That sounds both plausible and likely."

by Canistel September 14, 2010

Calisthenics

The art which uses the body in order to maneuver effectively in an environment

-Look how easily he Climbes that bar

-yeah , he has been practicing calisthenics

by StealthyBetta July 11, 2019

Capristan

A surname modified from the italian one Capristo.

My fictional's character surname is Capristan. It sounds really elegant!

by kenn_sugusjeje December 8, 2022

LABOR CAPITAL

Labor Capital, Refers to capital or wealth which has been acquired through the application of manual labor or hard work which includes but is not limited to, Building, Construction work, Farming or Mining etc.

a- John's Labor Capital, has been very lucrative this year.

b- Mike's Labor Capital, from farming was verylucrative this year.

by Baron Neville July 3, 2014

scapegoat capitalism

when a good or service is provided by two separate companies in partnership, and when something goes wrong company A tells you to reach out to company B and company B tells you to reach out to company A.

I went to Apple because I was having a problem with my iPhone and they told me I had to go to the AT&T store to fix it. I went to the AT&T store and they told me to go back to Apple. Typical scapegoat capitalism.

I ordered food on Uber Eats, but it never came. I called their customer service line and they told me to reach out to the restaurant. When I called the restaurant they told me I should reach out to my Uber Eats driver. True scapegoat capitalism at work.

by truetreat August 14, 2022

penis per capita

The ratio of males to females in a social setting such as a party, concert, etc.

Average Joe 1: Hey Joe, want to go the big party this Friday?

Average Joe 2: Naw, man. The penis per capita is too great. It's going to be a real Sausage Fest.

by Captain_C@veman January 29, 2010