catfish

A distorted version of the italian "capisce", meaning "do you understand?". First used in the Simpsons.

If you don't shut up, I'll kill you. Catfish?

by Hugga January 4, 2005

Catfish

A male who attempts to seduce his friend's previous lovers. Will go out of his way in any means to peacock himself as a better person, just to snatch up any scraps that might be left. Typically will use social networking as their resource for targets. A genuine bottom-feeder.

Did he really just friend request your wedding date? What a Catfish!

I heard he told my ex that he would never treat her like I did... That Catfish sure loves his scraps.

by hopscotch hooligan December 16, 2011

Catfish Fucker

Noun. From the Latin "Molestus Felinis"

Someone who has caused you minor mental anguish and/or has actually fucked, molested or otherwise had sexual intercourse with a catfish.

"You ate my cheeseburger, you catfish fucker!"

by Trooper JCB November 10, 2004

catfish sammy

a sexual liaison between three persons, involving three people engaged in sexual intimacy of which 2 are bearded ladies.

Dude the circus was in town and I had a catfish sammy

by tonydenver May 6, 2010

Catfish

Somebody who uses a fake profile, photos, and personality and pretend to be someone they're not, to fool people or a specific person over social media.

He used the profile of 14yo "Billy" to cover up the fact he was a 50yr old catfish.

by sherleec February 22, 2017

Catfish Moustache

#1. The invisible stink residue left over on the face after eating a girl out who was either absent the day they taught how to clean the vag area in 8th grade health class or just returned from a run before intercourse.

#2. Hairs left around the mouth after eating out a hairy ass (either guy or girl).

I need a shower bad to wash off the stank on my junk and the Catfish Moustache off my face. It smells like a dead pirates swass.

by SeaBreeze October 18, 2008

Catfish Dogfight

Using a fake emergency (usually involving and immediate family members illness), to abort a date once discovering you have been catfished.

Such as what happened to Michael Anderson, Crescent head 2017

Remember when we helped Michael catfish dogfight that complete lemon at crescent head

by Quasimodo21 February 25, 2017