Dirty Callum

A dirty callum is the act of doing too much cocaine and ending up freaking out and going to hospital...

“Hey is your friend okay he looked pretty spooked out last night”
“Yeah he’s fine he just did a dirty Callum”

by Hospital king April 15, 2020

Doing a Callum

The act of punching someone who is unaware while seating.

Oh wow dude that guy who got thrown out, got caught doing a Callum!

by RyanOliver65 June 29, 2022

callum cunt

A total and utter wanker who is small but a twat.

He is a total and utter Callum cunt

by Yaygeezetun December 1, 2017

Calum Hood

A band member from 5 Seconds Of Summer whometh is amazing and I think his beauty marks are overly underrated. He is a cute ball of smash who I think is not appreciated as he should be. Anyway.

Isn't that Calum Hood? Yes. Yes it is:)

by itsherofcourse December 2, 2018

Calum Hood

The amazing bassist of 5 Seconds of Summer. Extremely gorgeous and talented. Definitely one of the best (if not the best) bassists ever. Adorable as well as sexy, extremely funny, and overall amazing. Lots of BDE

who’s that amazing bassist?
Calum hood, you insolent fool.

by IFUCKINGLOVECALUMHOOD April 15, 2019

callum maclean

a very very very bent person aha,also a fenian bastard

oy you callum maclean your a fenian bastard

by WatpDavid1872 July 13, 2019

Callum

Callum's are very sickcunts that prefer the outdoors over a screen. They are liked along many people and make the best out of any situation. Callum's are strong and know how to fight. Many Callum's are gym rats and do sick stuff.

Callum that sickcunt

by jordanar150 September 7, 2021