ceiling jizz

Ceiling jizz occurs when one blows one's load onto said surface. This difficult feat is usually achieved after especially explosive ejaculations.

At some colleges (notably the University of Notre Dame) young men throw "ceiling jizz" parties. These parties are akin to circle jerks. At such a party, each young man takes it in turn to stimulate himself. When he is close to achieving orgasm, his compatriots hold him up horizontally so that his semen goes all over the ceiling. Homosexual males may choose to stimulate each other instead. In the morning, there are often little stalactites of dried sperm hanging from the ceiling.

"So this kid nobody knows comes into our party, has a few beers, chats up some girls, thanks me and Mitch for the good time, and then... jizzes all over our ceiling."

"Jizz on her ceiling?! I hardly know her!"

"God damn it! If that kid of ours keeps jizzing on the ceiling I'm gonna..."
"Howard, calm down. You remember when we were first dating and we visited my parents' house? They had to replaster the entire room."

"Ceiling jizz. It's what's for dinner."

by CJ McSplooge March 21, 2009

Cat calling

When men comment on mainly women's body on the street or worse touch their body. Like a man shouts out (Nice ass) on the street to a girl walking down the street. Cat calling should be stopped.

Don't cat call it is disrespectful and ignorant. Cat Calling must be stopped.

by Fkrd June 19, 2017

ceiling cat

The cat that lives in your ceiling and watches you through a hole while you are masturbating.

While masturbating, ceiling cat let his presence be known by playing the tuba.

by FreakinKenny!! June 11, 2006

Are you calling my mum a liar?

The ultimate comeback to any request, insult, or question. Completely and utterably unanswerable.

Delia Smith: Now we just need to drain the parsnips, and Gordon could you spread the Italian Pesto over those pheasant breasts?

Gordon Ramsay: Are you calling my mum a liar?

Delia Smith: Am I what? No, of course not...what do you mean?

Gordon Ramsay: Well F*ck off then.

by ObviouslyDizzle December 11, 2006

calling in gay

Calling in sick to work for a gay reason.

>> Why aren't you getting dressed? Don't you have to leave for work in 20 minutes?
<< I'm thinking of calling in gay so I can catch a matinee of "Benjamin Button".

by Mr. Softey February 4, 2009

Sex on the ceiling

Sex so good it makes you feel like you're going higher higher and higher until you touch the ceiling.

Your love was so good it felt like we was having sex on the ceiling.

by koollover4u April 24, 2015

calling switzerland

Switzerland is a European country which has been neutral in many historical conflicts, including the two world wars. When someone "calls Switzerland", they are claiming to be neutral in an argument.

#1: Stacey got mad at her boyfriend because instead of taking her side in a fight with her room mate, he called 'switzerland' and left the room.

#2: guy 1: Dude, who's right, me or Bill?

guy 2: I'm not getting involved. I'm calling switzerland.

by Dmoney455 November 29, 2010