Cactus Dick

The result of pubic hair growing on the shaft of a penis that hasn't been shaved for 24 hours. Maxium effect of Cactus Dick occurs while inserting the penis during sex.

"What the hell Jason?! I thought I told you, last week, to shave your Cactus Dick before having anal with me!"

Spikey Pole, Hairy Shaft, Wool Coat

by MegaMan & Skrilla April 23, 2010

Cactus flip

Substance combination; Taking MDMA and Mescaline, be it by ingesting psychedelic cacti, tea, crude extract, clean extract by means of A/B extraction, or just mescaline itself (most likely synthetic).

MDMA + Mescaline = cactus flipping

by (Om) June 10, 2008

cactus crotch

Vagina made prickly by stubble.

Warren complained to his dawgs about Mary's cactus crotch leaving him all cut up.

by crazii maisey January 4, 2009

Cactus Crotch Syndrome

A Condition Caused By Pubic Stubble On Either A Male Or Female, That Almost Always Irritates A Partner Who Is Trying To Be Intimate. Sometimes The Irritation Gets To The Point That Intercourse Must Discontinue.

When Teresa Shaved "Downtown" It Was So Sexy...But Since It's Been Two Weeks, She's Developed Cactus Crotch Syndrome.

by Manscaper2.0 March 14, 2010

cactus waffle

Something you can call someone when they are being a dick.

stop being such a cactus waffle Aidan and Andrew!

by Giannaserafino July 16, 2014

cactus monkey

The act of being an illegal Mexican in the United States.

Those clowns are packed into that Volkswagen like a bunch of cactus monkeys!

by Pickle tickle June 22, 2015

Cactus Cracked

Anal sex without lubricant. Akin to getting your rectum violated by a long, skinny canctus.

He took my booty to pound town last night without lube. I got cactus cracked.

I cactus cracked her last night. She was a Squealer!

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019