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Coochie Crusader

They are the people that find a cure for STDs and they can kick the baddies out of the coochie (the holy land).
My friend, Kevin Easley, is my favorite Coochie Crusader!
by 大男孩子 September 23, 2019
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Who da hec conar da crosader

he just a noob conor bad name gay and bad and he do crusade
Who da hec conar da crosader
by BruhSlav May 2, 2020
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Keyboard crusader

A person who spends most of there time preaching religious words on the internet. Much like a keyboard warrior, but fight for god on the internet.
GodLov3sYou: There is NO hate in God. God is LOVE.

Loldogzx: STFU and GTFO you keyboard crusader
by O-DOGGIES July 18, 2012
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Crusader

A term that has gained prominence in the Western media and Muslim networks (such as Al-Jazeera and Al-Arabya) since the September 11, 2001, attacks prompted the production and release of audio tapes by jihadists (some of whom are in the terrorist network al-Qaeda, aka The Base) in which Western governments, and their military forces, are referred to as The Crusaders. Presumably, this is a throwback to Medieval times when Christian states in Europe occupied Muslim lands in the name of religion while actually promoting old-fashioned Roman-style imperialism. "Imperialists" and "Crusaders" are interchangeably used in the audio tapes, videos, and published statements of terrorist and jihadist leaders throughout the middle east.
"The crusader war against Islam has intensified. The world is split into two. Part of it is under the head of infidels, Bush, and the other half under the banner of Islam," it said."

“The blockade which the West is imposing on the government of Hamas proves that there is a Zionist, crusaders’ war on Islam,” said the tape, which U.S. intelligence officials think is authentic.
by Joeyscock February 25, 2011
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Cervix Crusader

A huge penis (usually belonging belonging to a black man) that is so big it hurts when used in action.
Sally: Man his cervix crusader was so big that my diaphram was sore the next mornin'.
by Barry Manillow November 23, 2006
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Anal Crusader

A knight of castle humpalot that goes around raping and pillaging assholes. An anal crusader can also be considered a pious homosexual rapist
Watch out its the Anal Crusader Timmy, keep your asshole against the wall.
by Poepholl Pilot February 13, 2019
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Cut crusader

A guy without the hood around the tip of the penis.
"Dude are you a hooded hero or a cut crusader?"
"Why do you want to know, that's gay bro?"
by Chris.is.gay February 6, 2020
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