Cornwall

County stuck on the arse-end of England. Deluded locals think they live in a separate country. The rest of England doesn't care because it is a third-world shit- hole. Arrogant student surfers everywhere. A lobotomy is required to swim in the sea as it's so cold.

Aharghhhhh me heartiieeeesssss, I comes from Cornwall so I be betterrrrrr than you. Now give me my government handouts! Aharrrrggggghh!

by Truthtellersunited November 18, 2014

Pulling a cornwall

To see an emerging virus, disease or illness as an excuse to have time off work

He's found a new disease he may have so is not at work.
Oh, he's pulling a Cornwall.

by Jojnny5 March 16, 2020

Cornwalling

A lewd but ambiguous sexual act. It's implied that cornwalling is something done in places with populations of less than 5 000 and more farm animals than people.

You remember that country chick we met at the bar last night? I ended up cornwalling her in a barn with her cousin Earl!

by IIscariot September 7, 2011

Corn ball

You’re basically weird as fuck , an abbreviation is basically you’re corny

“ aye yo girl , u a fucking corn ball onna dead loks.”

by anonymous June 2, 2022

Cornwaller

The ability to come up with any excuse to not work out.

person 1 - "Hey, missed you at the gym last night."

person 2 - "Sorry I got dizzy, waiting for payday, girl had me running errands, and then had happy hour after work."

person 1 - "Dude, your such a cornwaller."

by sissipher February 1, 2013

Sally Cornwall

A butt cheekless fart.

1) Oh my, I do believe he just dropped a filthy Sally Cornwall.

2) She straight Cornwalled him.

by thajman0524 May 21, 2013

Cornwallis Cream Pie

Insert the nozzle of a canned whip cream dispenser into a woman's ass. Fill her ass with whip cream until it overflows and forms a 10 inch cream pie between the cheeks of her ass. Sprinkles optional. First timers use cherries.

Louis wouldn't eat her ass until she showed him her Cornwallis Cream Pie

by Doctor 420 June 5, 2014