cooch stretcher

An abnormally large penis or a child.

How many cooch stretchers do you have?

by Big Foots Dick July 6, 2015

trout cooch

A cooch or vagina that smells of trout or fish.

Renee is a trout cooch.

by Stupidbitch456 December 14, 2016

Cooch Worm

A worm/parasite that enters the cooch and makes a nest inside.

Emma had a cooch worm so she had to go to the obgyn.

by Dadaddy1638261 March 6, 2018

pack a cooch

Where some one packs their meat into a cooch

Damn nigga lemme pack a cooch you

by Doughboy Braden October 8, 2013

gangus cooch

Someone who has had sexual relations with every patron or employee in an establishment.

Employee 1. Hey man I took that chick home last night.
Employee 2. Oh wow, I took her home last week.
Employee 3. No way, I screwed her Thursday.
Employee 4. Man, what a gangus cooch!

by Nick and Enrique March 4, 2008

poop cooch

When a girl takes a good shit and wipes the wrong way and gets some poop on her vagina and can't get it out.

"Shit man I was about to do my girlfriend but she had to drop one real quick and when she came back....she had POOP COOCH!!"

by shit son April 23, 2006

Cactus Cooch

The female variant of Cactus Cock, or the medical condition involving the sharp, prickly growth of post-shaving pubic hair, resembling a cactus' prickles.

Mary had some bad cactus cooch last night. I think she cut me with those prickles of hers!

by Matt Schroeder April 24, 2008