Condom

Rubber around dick to stopp penis juice(semen/cum) to go into the vagina or anal to stop making babies or having stds.

I should've used a condom to stop y'all ugly ass from being born, you're a failure to the family.

Condom by Condsumeraper April 3, 2017

Condom

A condom is something the male puts over his penis to protect him from STDs and many other diseases and the most important to not get females pregnant.
But if the male does not like to wear a condom the women can it is called a douche you injected inside of the girl it is easy if you are a male that dont like to wear the rubber in the relationship

Taylor:did you bring protection!?

Chris:SHIT i forgot!

Taylor: your so lucky i have a Douche

Chris: what the hell is that!?

Taylor: well technically a female condom.its not that bad its better if you dont like to wear condoms.

Chris:deal....now where were we? ;)

Condom by devil lips January 2, 2018

Condom

This word is unknown to man and it is made up

“What’s a condom”
“I don’t know”

Condom by If thy snap score is over 1 mi June 28, 2020

Condom

a rubber glove like sack that you can use on your penis to prevent pregnancy and infections, mainly used by virgins that don’t know how to pull out. This item can potentially save your life from bringing a devil spawn into this world in the near future.

Virgin: “Dude its my first time, what should i do?”
His friend: “Use a condom, so you dont have to worry about plan B.”

Condom by anonymous March 30, 2022

condom

A sheath usually made of latex which is worn over the penis.

Real men don't use condoms!

condom by RealMan July 14, 2003

condom

a cheap piece of latex rubber that is meant to protect you from disease and pregnancy. not only do they fail 100% of the time, they are very uncomfortable to wear and they actually increase the risk of disease. however, you can wear them 24/7, becasue they make going to the bathroom alot easier.

i never wear a condom because its very uncomfortabe, especially when intercourse is at its peak.

condom by eric123 December 2, 2007

Condom

shrink wrap for one's penis; scumbag

Wow, those condoms make your dick look small

Condom by Ruben Mothballs January 25, 2003